To “walk the beef plank” a long night out finished with a hot vindaloo and some 6inch stelletos up and down the “beef plank”. An old pirate term for a homosexual.
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Get the board as plank mug.Walking the Plank - Verb: The act of snorting a line of cocaine off of the length of an erect penis.
Walking the Plank - Verb: After I snorted a line off her tits, the old lady decided to walk the plank, the tip of my dick got mad numb tho'
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Get the Walking the Plank mug.The art of planking is to lay horizontally across any object or the ground with their arms by their sides, aiming to occur in daring situations or a brotherly display of core-strength..
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Get the planking mug.A name given to people who claim to not like attention. He/She secretly loves the attention but tries to show that he/she is annoyed. Her friends try to bug her by praising her in the name of plankton, the green dude from spongebob.
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Get the Plankton mug.To plank. To lay horizontally in a strange or unusual place. To plank you must lay horizontally straighten your body and point your fingers and toes down (towards your feet), then you must name your "plank" and post a picture of the creator (of the plank) performing the pose on Facebook.
Planking is a great pastime for people who get bored easily and have friends willing to take pictures of them looking like retards. Public planking is more adventurous and is harder to pull off especially on things like: cop cars, public toilets, and in the middle of six way highways.
Planking can also be dangerous if performed: in places of frequent use, the tops of tall buildings and placed frequented by pedophiles and rapists.
Planking is a great pastime for people who get bored easily and have friends willing to take pictures of them looking like retards. Public planking is more adventurous and is harder to pull off especially on things like: cop cars, public toilets, and in the middle of six way highways.
Planking can also be dangerous if performed: in places of frequent use, the tops of tall buildings and placed frequented by pedophiles and rapists.
Dude : "Hey I'm going planking on the sydney harbour bridge"
Sexy chick : "Nice! I am spastic eagle planking!"
Dude : "You gotta teach me that one"
Sexy chick : "Nice! I am spastic eagle planking!"
Dude : "You gotta teach me that one"
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