by Anonymous September 14, 2003
Get the player mug.Bass Saxophones were the first saxophone ever created. They are typically seen in String Bands composed of Woodwinds and Strings, Saxophone Ensembles and in rare cases Wind Ensembles/Concert Bands. Bass sax players are the more brutal, masculine and stronger saxophone player, being the only ones to be able to lug the monstrosity around. The powder puffs use saxophone stands, the mediocre use harnesses, but the true Manly Men use Neck Straps. There is always a need for Bass Saxophone in any band or orchestra setting. Typically used to replace the Bass Clarinet Player. Bass Sax Players are always known for their massive penis and sexual prowess.
Director: I can never hear all 5 bass clarinets at measure 54.
Alto Sax Player: If we had 1 Bass Sax Player, we could replace all 5 Bass Clarinets!
Director: What a beastly instrument, and so Masculine.
Bass Sax Player: Sup Ladies
Alto Sax Player: If we had 1 Bass Sax Player, we could replace all 5 Bass Clarinets!
Director: What a beastly instrument, and so Masculine.
Bass Sax Player: Sup Ladies
by A. Bassplayzer May 23, 2011
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by therealinspector March 9, 2014
Get the player mug.since they are no longer used thanks to those DAMNED mp3 players, let me give you a breakdown of the now extinct CD Player
before the iPods and Gigabeats existied there was an electronic device which required batteries and played CD's or Compact Discs(round shiny plastic objects that contained music tracks)called a CD player
they were quite big and werent very portable, so they werent purchased a whole lot. sadly, the CD player suffered a quick and silent death in 1999 once MP3 players started to become famous. compact discs are also on the verge of death thanks to napster and limewire
before the iPods and Gigabeats existied there was an electronic device which required batteries and played CD's or Compact Discs(round shiny plastic objects that contained music tracks)called a CD player
they were quite big and werent very portable, so they werent purchased a whole lot. sadly, the CD player suffered a quick and silent death in 1999 once MP3 players started to become famous. compact discs are also on the verge of death thanks to napster and limewire
by tha truth teller August 14, 2006
Get the CD Player mug.A word basically meaning that a guy is makeing up stuff so that he can get a girl in bed with him. Nobody likes the player, and he will most likely never find true love. Sorry, player, but this is true.
by Happy Kid 101 December 14, 2010
Get the Player mug.the hottest people alive. Known to be good kissers, and give amazing head. This applies to all people that were ever good at the clarinet, even if they stopped. They're experienced at handling wood.
by joegee April 3, 2010
Get the Clarinet Player mug.men who get with multiple women for the sole purpose of sex.
They often pretend to care about the girl and feel no shame when they take someone's heart and just shatter it.
They often pretend to care about the girl and feel no shame when they take someone's heart and just shatter it.
by Eezy breezy April 26, 2008
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