plaster face

The face you put on when shaking your bosses hand or meeting you parents old friends. Its a smile and nod, but you have no idea why you smiling. also used when someones telling a very bad joke, but you want to make them feel better.

-"oh look at Matt shaking Mr.Hayes hand, he has a total plaster face on"
-"ha and now hes laughing at mr.Hayes terrible jokes, but its a total plaster face"

by HH8 November 26, 2010

kitter patter

The sound of kittens' pitter patter of their toe beans

The kitter patter awoke us in the night as Noodle chased Bear down the long hallway.

by Laird Hoo October 29, 2020

plaster saint

A Fucking Hypocrite; Pretending to be perfect when you definitely are not; The Dead Rabbitts sing about it;

I've listened to your bullshit lies
One too many fuckin times,
Don't point the finger my way cause you are no plaster saint

by MikeHawkHollywood January 29, 2015

North Platte

A town in the middle of nowhere where there's nothing to do, all of the teens smoke pot/ vape and all of the adults do meth. Practically every one who lives here doesn't want to live here but has to for some reason. And also every one here is depressed for some reason.

Person 1: I hate North Platte I wish I could leave here.
Person 2: What did you say? I was too stoned to listen to you

by Dhdndj gay August 5, 2018

Patter

A synonym of 'Banter'

'Do want any tea with all that sugar mate?'

'fuck off with your shite patter, twat'

by Doddlers January 27, 2019

c plater

Nickname for a Christian derived from "L" and "P" plates young drivers wear when they first get their drivers license in Australia and other countries. See l-plates

1. Wow I had no idea Jack was a c plater!
2. Kate's really hot, and she's a C plater as well, thats awesome!

by gronk October 1, 2007

Hairy Plotter

One who is planning to shave or trim their pubic hair.

Josh: I'm thinking of waxing off the magic wand.
Buck: It's about time Hairy Plotter!
Josh: Silence "He who must not be wanged"!
Buck: Say what now?

by Mr. Softey January 30, 2009