Plattsburgh

A wonderful little town in picturesque northern NY. In the late 70s to early 80s known as the number one place to find the first exploded USSR nuclear warhead. Plattsburgh is now, as then, known to be a very safe and pleasant town. Bordered on the east by the sixth great lake, Lake Champlain, and on the west and south by the Adirondack mountains, Plattsburgh boasts both water sports and skiing within the range of a motorcycle's reserve fuel. All in all, a great city to raise a family.

"I pine for the days when a 10 year old kid could ride his bike to school without the fear of someone kidnapping him. Those days are gone."
"Dude, that still exists in Plattsburgh."

by RMsClone April 10, 2009

Platinums

Slang term for Marlboro Ultra-Lights. Inspired by the slang for full-flavor Marlboro's "Reds."

"Hey man, I'm trying to quit. I'm down to 3 Platinums a day from a pack of Reds a day."
"Nice man, that's Bangarang!"

by iHeartApples March 8, 2009

platinum medal

Introduced in the Vancouver Olympics, the platinum medal is an Olympic medal awarded only to those whose performances far exceed the requirements for a gold medal or whose egos far exceed the requirements for being able to accept a silver medal. So far, the only one to have ever been awarded this high honour is Russian figure skater Evgeni Plushenko, who received this award upon successfully completing a quad when all of his opponents only completed triple or less. To imitate the Olympic podium, it is often placed in between "gold" and "bronze" in the standings and is abbreviated "S" for "special snowflake."

Congratulations to Evgeni Plushenko on his platinum medal-winning performance in the Vancouver Olympics!

by Zukashin March 1, 2010

platinumize

decorate your body with platinum - Slick Rick style.

"Don't make me get money and platinumize my body." - Slick Rick, Street Talkin'

by Krystle December 30, 2004

platinum wigger

A wigger who's gone platinum. This can be done in two ways:
1. Sell 1 million copies of a wigger music album.
2. A wigger who is widely accepted by other african-americans

'Yo, that wigger been chillin wit us since he turned platinum!'
'The foo platinum wigger sold more beats than i have!'

by Ball this May 26, 2008

going platinum

Bout to get your ass beat

If ole boy come over here with that bullshit, I'm going platinum on his ass

by Jaybo187 November 11, 2017

Cock Block Platinum

When you cock block someone in a way which gets you some instead.

Josh: "When we rolled up to the park to fuck we scared away some other couple that was fooling around."

Fred: "Cock Block Platinum Dude!"
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Rupert: "Yah Sylvester was going to get some at the party but I was using his room with Natalie"

Eduardo: CBP motherfucka!!

by JB-G November 4, 2010