Pethair

Noun: Someone with a constant urge to fap-fap. Verb: To fap-fap

Lol, Pethair just faps all day. Pethair loves Neil. Woah! Look at Petey fap-fapping to Dylan Bowen!

by Suferman January 4, 2009

pifhawt

This is a contraction of the phrase "pink-faced half-wit", which appears in a September 2010 article on www.theonion.com.

Current American 3rd party political movements present a big tent full of opportunity for pifhawts.

by SpritizenKane October 5, 2010

pishart

To shit and piss your pants while attempting to fart.

Jeremiah, being the jokester he was, attempted to leave a silent but deadly fart for his friends to delight in, but only succeeded in pisharting himself. Looks like the joke was on poor jeremiah!

by xjakxthexripperx August 8, 2014

piphat

A Very cool hat

The fedora is a piphat.

by DoctorHug November 14, 2015

Pita bread dick

A man with a small, light-skinned, flat penis. One that could be seen as a piece of pita bread.

Oh lord have mercy that man has a pita bread dick

by Rockslinga September 20, 2016

Pishalia

The most beautiful queen there ever was. She is driven, ambitious and strong headed. She will always say what's on her mind and she will always be true to herself.

Pishalia is the best friend I ever had.

by Lyzaaaa March 26, 2017

pishatoe

A one of a kind, splendid Italian fella whom you would be lucky to marry. Usually attends all male schools, which tend to follow Catholic rituals. Pishatoe’s usually are located on the east coast, and follow a strict sleeping schedule. The families roots trace but to Ancient Rome. You will probably catch them eating an abundance of “s’ghetti” at family dinners held @ 5:25 p.m give or take a day. Pishatoes are usually quite the lookers their main focus being hair care, abdominal maintenance, and homemade face masks. They follow a strict non-soda diet, eating mostly organic fruits and veggies. I can assume that pishatoes regularly brush, floss, rinse, and repeat. In some cases pishatoes have a dirty habit of snap chatting while sitting upon the porcelain throne. Overall, everybody needs a pishatoe.

“Did you see that Italian over there? He’s quite the Pishatoe”- Jonas

by Milf343 August 13, 2018