Pick me ass bitch 

Someone who needs admiration and attention so badly, they put themselves on a pedestal and talk shit on others

"Hey man I'm pretty tired from working 12 hours today"

"That's fucking nothing, i run every morning and every evening on top of 15 hour shifts and scheduled gym time, pussy"

"Congrats you're a pick me ass bitch"

Pick me ass bitch by cuntgobbler December 15, 2018

pick me girl 

a girl who will say she has no rights or she belongs in the kitchen or “sorry i’m just a dishwasher” so boys will find her funny and will tell other girls she is not funny because she is a woman

girl one: *makes a funny joke*
pick me girl: “shut up women arnt funny were dishwashers”

pick me girl by michael34 August 4, 2020

Pick Me Girl/Boy 

A pick me girl is a girl who needs male approval in order to be "picked". It's hard to explain, so look in the examples for a better representation.

A pick me boy is a boy who typically uses these emojis :🥺😞, and makes reverse psychology remarks to make people feel bad for him in a a way.

Pick Me Girl/Boy
Girl 1: omg I have a big tummy.
Pick me girl: "sees a group of guys walking by"
Also pick me girl: Guys look! She's insecure about her body! Couldn't be me tho! I have an amazing body!
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Pick me girl: Hey guys sorry I couldn't play football with you today. *points to ankle brace* I twisted my ankle last night.
Also pick me girl: *walks into class perfectly fine with no brace the next day*
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Pick me girl: OMG Jason stopppp hehehehe! Jasonnn omgggg! Stoppp! *punches Jason's arm*
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Pick me boy texting a girl:
Hey -insert name- you looked amazing today at the assembly. I could never though, I'm so ugly!
Girl: oh uhh but you aren't ugly i guess.
Boy: :0 so you think I'm handsome?
Girl: What?? I never said that
Boy: oh.. so I'm ugly 😞🥺
Girl: what no 😐
Boy: so i'm hot?
Girl: -blocks-
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Pick me boy: Nice guys always finishes last
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Pick me boy listening to all girls are the same
sees a girl walking by
Pick me yells: ALL GIRLS ARE THE SAME.
Girl; -changes her direction-

Pick Me Girl/Boy by ikimdumb :) March 11, 2021

“Pick-Me” Girl 

Pick-Me-Girl. Basically the female version of a simp. Girls who don’t get offended by blatantly sexist things because they crave male attention and validation. Same girls who say they only hang out with guys because they are “less drama”. They’re okay with putting down women for their personal gain and do everything they can to cater to males. I shorten it to PMG personally.

Oh my gosh, she replied to my tweet about how men suck that, “not all men”, what a “pick-me” girl (pmg).

“Pick-Me” Girl by kathycopp April 15, 2020

pick-me girl 

all the definitions are usually about a girl in a guy group, or a tom boy or a not like other girls girl. But that's a thing on its own.

a pick me girl is really just a girl that puts down other women (without valid reason) in order to look good in front of a guy.

it's not just male validation, it's putting other girls down in order to do so, hence "pick me!"

pick-me girl: "maybe you should stop opening your legs in front of everyone and people will actually like you"

jason: :/ not cool.

ryan: omg lol fr Viv you should stop being such a thot.

Viv (another girl): ...ok?

pick-me girl by Sam1d June 21, 2021

Pick me gay

Essential the gay version of a pick me girl. Just like a pick me girl thinks they’re not like other girls, a pick me gay thinks they are not like other gays. They will shit on queer merch, songs, etc calling it cringe. They are predominantly young and white and had a very easy coming out story. Their parents give them rainbow gifts during pride and holidays and they will take that love and acceptance and shit all over it. Meanwhile poc gays and older gays watch in shock at how the pick me gays act.

I would give give Layla a bi flag key chain but they are a pick me gay and would probably just call it cringe.

Pick me gay by Ellielovesdina December 20, 2021

Pick me girl 

A pick me girl is a girl who raises her self esteem and happiness levels by bringer her peers down.

Kate: “hey Emma your shirts ugly where’s you get it from.. Walmart”

Jason: “Kates such a pick me girl”

Pick me girl by Coconutapple March 8, 2021