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walking poops

The result of having to poop so bad, that you don't make it to the restroom in time, and start pooping while you walk. (see also walking farts)
"Poor Grandma got the walking poops at the Wal-Mart last night. She left little poo tracks all the way to the restroom."
by Haywood Jalissen August 21, 2011
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poops

The one and only thing a cat is good for, thus the only suitable name for such a creature.
"These are my cats. (Pointing to each)Poops 1, Poops 2, Poops 3..."
by Billy Trujillo November 5, 2003
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phosphorylate

Phosphorylation is the addition of a phosphate (PO4) group to a protein or other organic molecule. The addition of phosphate groups in proteins changes the way they wiggle and so changes what a protein does.
In a cellular signaling pathways, a protein A phosphorylates protein B, and B phosphorylates C.

I will phosphorylate you so hard your great grandmothers cells will undergo apotosis... again.
by superkuh_ July 10, 2009
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Grandfather Poops

The hot, uncontrollable poops you have the day after a long night of drinking.
That large consumption of Jack Daniels last night gave me the grandfather poops. It's hard for me to sit down after that one.
by ggntjs September 10, 2009
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poopsack

a sack, that will retain your feces until you have access to a toilet

derived from: slid into first base, after having water splashed on his hind parts, he eventually got sand on his that resembled the essence of poop (has no relation to actual definition)
One day I was on the beach and I had no where to go to the bathroon, so i utlized my poopsack, until i had a toilet to shit in.
by Mike+Mike+Steve+Ryan October 3, 2004
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Poopschmere

The meaning of life. A word which so surpases any other in any language ever.
"Horse on senator is the greatest Poopschmere ever" or "You're my little Poopschmere"
by Jon Ross July 28, 2003
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phoosy

A bad smelling girl or guy - aka one who doesnt use perfumes, cologne, aftershave, or deodorants to cover up thier body smell.
She smelled like rotten eggs, what a Phoosy!
by BillyG January 17, 2004
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