Phantom Drunk Friend

A person who only calls you to hang out when they want to get drunk. After 3 hours of drunkeness, you are best friends; and then they disappear until the next drunken session is in order.

Hey, I didn't know you knew Ashley. Yeah, I hang out with her but only on the weekends; she's my phantom drunk friend.

by Leanne0121 October 6, 2011

Phantom Homework Syndrome

A disorder in which the victim has an intense and irrational fear that something is due today despite knowing that the semester evidently ended more than 24 hours ago. It is caused by residual anxiety from finals week. Found in college students, both male and female, but mostly seniors with complex majors and/or multiple minors. The best course of treatment is a combination of alcohol of varying types and 4-5 weeks of non-mentally stimulating activities i.e. Netflix.

Although I turned in every last assignment and my grades are already posted, I can't help but feel like I have something due today. I must have Phantom Homework Syndrome.

by LouiseyFBaby December 19, 2013

phantom of the nutsack

When you get an itchin' but your ball a missin'

Caitlyn Jenner often suffers from phantom of the nutsack.

by Danders March 11, 2016

phantom fuckboy

A fuckboy who has no apparent fuckboy qualities, but whose fuckboy tendencies present themselves insidiously during the course of getting to know him.

Originally coined by Kristen K, 2018.

Jordan seemed so sweet on our first couple of dates, but after he texted me "u up?" at 3am 2 nights in a row, I am starting to think he might be a phantom fuckboy.

by LovinCheese69 March 12, 2018

Phantom Dump

When your defecation conceals itself in the drain of the toilet prior to being flushed.

Man 1: AHHHHHHH!

Man 2: What is it friendo?

Man 1: I just took the biggest dump but it's nowhere to be found!

Man 2: Dude...I think you've been the victim of a Phantom Dump.

by Weaton Leemour January 14, 2009

Phantom Deuce

Finding nothing on the toilet paper after dropping a deuce.

After wiping and finding no skid marks on the toilet paper, Toby said he dropped a phantom deuce.

by juvas juice November 14, 2012

Phantom Forces Syndrom

Phantom Forces Syndrom revers to a psychological phenomenon that accurs when playing the roblox game Phantom Forces for long amounts of time the symptoms include but are not limited to

1. suddenly becoming gay

2. becoming a femboy

3. accute onset of depression

4. basing your personality to a anime girl

5. wearing girl clothes most commenly maid outfits

6. taking pictures of the thigh area of the legs

7. Suddenly seeking a lot of attention which can sometimes include making up false mental disorders

Hey bro i recently saw on your instagram you wear a maid outfit now did you get Phantom Forces Syndrom?

Hey you know John he recently started identifying as a femboy i think he got Phantom Forces Syndrom.

by Guus439 April 3, 2022