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Perpetual PMS

When a bitch just won't stop naggin', complainin', and otherwise hatin' on a perfectly respectable young lad.
PPMSer: Get me a chicken sandwich, and a Dr. Pepper. And some waffle fries bitch.
Boyfriend: Yes dear.
(Later)
Bf's Friend: Dude why do you always bend over and take it from her.
Bf: I don't know, but that bitch got some perpetual pms goin' on.
by J. David Bennett January 27, 2008
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McConaughey Theory of Perpetual Repose

The idea that one can be relaxed and free of worry at all times. Matthew McConaughey is the poster child for this constant act of relaxation.
"That Matthew McConaughey seems to bare talking to Jay Leno for a full twenty minutes. Give that man a page in the book of McConaughey Theory of Perpetual Repose examples!"
by Drum Bentley July 3, 2006
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Rule against perpetuities

A legal term used when a lawyer doesn't know what the hell they are talking about or has a complete lack of knowledge on an area of law.
Also a term used when a lawyer cannot be sued for malpractice
Lawyer Lexi: Hey can you help me with my 10(b)(5) pleading?
Lawyer Larry: Uh no that's totally rule against perpetuities to me

Lawyer Lenny: Hey I heard you screwed up and are now being sued for malpractice
Lawyer Leslie: No I only screwed up the rule against perpetuities so they can't sue me
by LawraLaw April 29, 2010
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perpetual

The perpetual spinning, flashing, twirling, splashing, and rotation and fluorish of colors and lights everywhere are but a few of the spoils of halucenagenic mushrooms.
by Larstait November 14, 2003
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Perpendizzle

Term that refers to a math teacher or one who enjoys math.
Billy: I have Math 4th period.
John: That sucks.
Billy: Not really, I am a perpendizzle, I love Math.
John: I see.
by Zack Taylor December 27, 2004
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five-percenter

the 5% are those with knowledge of self (the unignorant) who try to educate the ignorant 85%
while there is also the 10%, who have some knowledge of self, but use it to exploit the 85%
"yo son, let's go hustle that nigga"
"naw son, i ain't no 10 percenter, lets go educate that nigga"
"aw shit, you ain't nothin but a 5 percenter"
by theillgod April 25, 2005
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Mario Bros Perenium Double Dip Presentation

When a white male takes a black magic marker and writes "PERENIUM" between his legs on his perenium. Staring just below his ballsack and ending the word near his anus. The male then dresses up like Mario from the Nintendo's Mario Bros.

After that, the male will go to a sporting event featuring small to young children, such as PAL soccer or baseball. During a bad call by an umpire or referee, the male gets up and takes off his hat. He then waves his hat in the air and starts screaming "Yo !!!" to get everyone's attention. When a large majority then look at the male, usually consisting of the spectators and the children playing the game, the male drops his red overalls and his underwear and then lifts his leg. He points to his perenium with one hand and lifts his ballsack with the other hand while yelling "Perenium, Perenium, duh duh duh". Just as the onlookers start to show discust, the male the sticks the pointing finger into his rectum, pulls it out, then puts it in his mouth. The male then repeats it several times. After that, the male alternates between both until most likely, someone noticing this event takes matters into their own hands. Usually a parent.
I was bored so I dressed up like Mario and went to a local soccer game at the school and performed a Mario Bros Perenium Double Dip Presentation. After I was badly beaten, I was arrested and I need a lawyer.
by The Jax May 20, 2007
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