penicular

Penis Shaped

That anus is penicular.

by anus December 10, 2002

Angry Pelican

When a guy is railing a chick on the beach and he pulls out and dips his wet cock in the sand. As he puts it back in, she screams out like a water-dwelling bird...and she's definitely not happy.

-Did you see that couple having sex on the beach?
-Yea, I hope he pulled the angry pelican on her.

by T.A.L.B. February 1, 2008

penicure

peen a cure (n.): the grooming of the male genitalia that immediately results in the appearance of a 3 inch to the penile area

I gave myself a penicure before I went out on a big date last night, and my cock looked a lot bigger.

by igor stravenski January 27, 2007

Shitty Pelican

When you blow a load in your girls butt. She then runs to your neighbors house and blows the load all over thier cars windshield.

That bitch next door shitty pelicaned my car again last night.

by Captain Slappy August 1, 2008

pelican

A variation of the shocker where only one finger goes in the vagina, but three go in the anus. The hand shape resembles that of a pelican with a large mouth.

The shocker didn't rock her, neither did the spocker, so I used the pelican.

by Aloysius June 21, 2006

penic

A penis flavored colada.

Suck my penic from a straw.

by brennamaddisage April 28, 2008

dirty pelican

So you're having sex on the beach and you slide your cock out, roll it in the sand and then stick it back in.

"wow baby you know what would be really hot?"
"uhhh what?"
"if i could give you a dirty pelican"
"ok!"

by k a t e May 15, 2005