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penile fussy

The art of making your penis dance with a fork.
at dinner, we all did a penile fussy.
by andy February 9, 2005
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Pantler

When a male has an obvious erection and you can see it through his pants. The word pantler is derived from the words pants and antler (as a reference to a horn - as in horny.)
Hey Bill, cover your damn pantler - you're grossing me out.
by PinkPantler January 3, 2011
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Penile Vortex

-An over dramatised male orgasm
"I was sat jackin' it over some hot biatch when I had the most explosive Penile Vortex of my life!!!"
by Loora May 23, 2007
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penile disfunction

Lacking the ability to get an erect penis.
Damn, I'm going to need some viagra for my penile disfunction!
by MUG March 7, 2004
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Pentecostal

1. A (Proper Noun)

A Charismatic sect of Conservative Christianity that places Jesus Christ as man's only means of deliverance from the slavery of sin, and that spiritual gifts to Prophecy, Heal, Discern Spiritually, Speak in Other Tongues; and other attributes such as creativity, charity, and compassion are open to all believers who are in Christ.

A genuine follower demonstrates through continual actions the prinicples of the above faith through love, joy, peace, patience, kindness, goodness, faithfulness, gentleness, and self-control. They have a history of abiding close to moral dogmas that have proven empirically, emotionally, and extraordinarily concrete in Christian Doctrine as revealed in the Belief of Infallibility (inerrancy) of Scripture in the original tongues.
Tom is such a great Pentecostal, he prayed over my illness, helped discern the best choice in a difficult situation, and never fails to laugh, cheer, or love anybody.

Christy is so generous in her support of orphans in the city; she must be a Pentecostal!
by Walt Leiwsky July 3, 2012
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Pentecostal

They claim to allow anyone into their church, but they shun or ignore people who do not share their cult beliefs, force women into uniforms, force men to shave or look "god worthy" they home school their children, whom they ignore unless its flop on the ground for god time, and wear skirts and no makeup because they are unworthy of life outside their self abusing religion. It claims the funds and lives of hard working men to fund lazy non working wives who waste money on antiques and the newest home products.....avoid at all costs, execute when legal.
Look at that pentecostal floppin, that stupid bun head skirt tard has a hard on for the holy spirit.
by Pentecostalcultkiller September 16, 2019
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Penile dog bite

To get bit in the family jewels by an angry "male" dog. It could range from a chiuhuhua to a German Shepherd
A man was walking around naked, my neighborhood and a German shepherd bit off his family jewels and ate them.
by Saints October 4, 2004
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