plating

when you place a plate on your partners chest and take a huge dump on it.

jake.....how come evrytime i tell a guy they can stick it anywhere they want,they always stick it in my ass?

ew...thats way too much information

no,way too much information is telling you that after we have sex....i always take a huge dump......on their chest!
~not another teen movie~

by jason patricio September 16, 2005

Peacing

A word used by Bulgarians. Often used as a measure of speed or velocity.

"I am dropping them off then I'm... going to peace"

"I am peacing in my V Double U"

by George May 13, 2005

petting

manual stimulation of the genitals through the clothes by one's partner or drug ass sorority girl

I was pettin' this bitch and she was like, "OH! YEAH! GO BIG PAPA! GO!"

by Big Papa June 2, 2003

Pelting

Used mostly in Trinidad to refer to jocking where the males play with their penises.

e.g I was pelting a rounds before I check the girlfriend.
I was pelting a rounds when my sister came in so I quickly pulled my pants back up.

by MsMusicAddicted January 1, 2012

heavy petting

When things get out of hand at a Jenny Craig meeting.

I don't really like the meal plans, but I'll stick with any diet that involves this much heavy petting.

by acidosis April 21, 2005

two way petting zoo

you pet the animals, they pet you back!

ex: lets have a two way petting zoo... duh

by snorlax7 March 20, 2009

two-way petting zoo

A euphemistic way of describing an intense and passionate sexual encounter; a sexual encounter that usually begins with gentle touching, kissing, and petting, but quickly evolves to a lustful ripping off of clothing and a passionate, rough foreplay session that is followed by some of the best sex ever.

Dude, last night after we made it in the door, it was a two-way petting zoo. Crazy shit went down!

by theinitiator March 21, 2009