Patty Fitzpatrick

A character from jacksepticeye bitlife series who if you f*ck with will either kill you by biting your skull open or hiring hitman also do not fart next to him he will get hitman to kill you

Coworker: hey have you noticed that anyone who mess with patty Fitzpatrick dies like his wife
Patty Fitzpatrick : oh sh*t he is on to me
Patty Fitzpatrick : yea hitman #69 come on over

by Some jackaboi fan April 11, 2020

Veggie Patties

A delicious treat for Vegetarians and Vegans alike!

"I'm Hungry"

"VEGGIE PATTIES"

"Sea King fuck yeah!"

"Holy shit an anteater!"

by Rofl Mc'Waffle June 13, 2008

Patty Mcswainous

The act of preforming anal sex with another man. After he dumps his load in the condom you yank it off and slurp the semen out of the condom as if you were eating a freezie.

Old patty was getting his turd cutter pounded, once he heard his partner shoot his load he spun around and gave him a patty Mcswainous

by Kramsuit August 31, 2013

hair patty

When you pull a lot of hair off of your hairbrush, and it comes off in the shape of a burger patty.

Person: Woah, I just pulled a huge hair patty off my hairbrush!
Other person: Cool!

by I_am_cool_maddy January 3, 2021

Veggie Patty

When two vegans have a fight, it is known as a "Veggie Patty" instead of beef.

Rachael: "Martha what are those two ladies doing?"
Martha: "Oh they are just having a good old veggie patty."

by haydensama August 11, 2018

zaddy patty

zaddy patty (patrick wilson)
is the most sexiest, hottest man alive.
zaddy, used as an antonym for “daddy”
when people say this, they’d let him smash.

damn, zaddy patty could hit any day of the week
i’d fs smash zaddy patty

by mentally.ill.gay March 11, 2022

Bon Pattie

A hair style, like a bun on the top of the head that looks as if it has been kind of flattened but is still in bun-shape.

"Hm, I really want to squeeze a bon pattie."
"Oh my God, she has a bon pattie!!!"

by Nigel Higgins December 10, 2006