patooshca

a nasty substance that really smells

U smell like a patooshca

by koolguy May 1, 2006

papoona

a nice, an absolutely perfect vagina.. clean shaven, an very nice to use!

awe look at her fresh papoona

by bitchfart May 1, 2010

Patron strain of the Mexican flu

A hangover.

(After a late night out drinking with colleagues)

Coworker 1: Has anyone seen Sarah this morning? It's already 10:00 and this project is on a deadline.

Coworker 2: Last I saw her was at 2:30 AM when we were leaving the bar after a really late happy hour. I think she called in this morning with the flu.

Coworker 1: Yeah. Must be the Patron strain of the Mexican flu that's been going around.

by The Silly Human February 22, 2011

Patronuphobia

A fear of being attacked by or having one's attack countered by a Patronus. Symptoms include paranoia around fog machines, nausea when hearing about or viewing Bambi, fear of sudden bright lights and occasional fainting due to hearing the EXPECT yelled loudly.

Griffendor student: yo, WTF is wrong with that RavenClaw?

Slytherin student: looks like she got that Patronuphobia, dude. She shouldn't have come to this GaGa show.

by Cephklok June 11, 2011

Patronely

Someone who goes to a club and buys a bottle of tequila to make friends but ends up drinking on their own.

That guy bought two bottles and is still Patronely

by elputoamo March 16, 2015

Patootsack

Someone/Something that is acting lame, stupid, lazy or annoying.

Example 1: "Mark stop being a patootsack and clean your room."

Example 2: "Hey is your computer working okay?"

"No, the internet is being a real bug patootsack."

by MoobrkJR. January 2, 2016

Patronous

The only known defense against dementors. Patronouses take the form of an animal.

Your patronous is a Capuchin Monkey.

by HeavyClawRptor September 21, 2017