Panera Bread

A sandwich chain that USED to be good, until they started the "clean food" revolution. This meant that old favorites such as Italian Combo, Sierra Turkey, and Chicken Cobb Salad were off the menu in favor of lower calorie versions that taste like crap. Has delicious bakery items like Cinnamon Crunch Bagels and Chocolate Chipper Cookies, but their Soups often comes out cold and Salad greens are often brown and wilted. Typical costumers are hipsters and yuppies in white suits.

I can't believe I paid $13.78 for a half Caesar Salad and half Turkey Sandwich that only had three pieces of turkey and lukewarm Salad Dressing at Panera Bread.

by partyrockstar222 March 11, 2017

panelysis

Discussion of political events by a panel of TV pundits.

"I'm so tired of hearing David Gergen, Gloria Borger and those other idiots speculate about Obama's cabinet nominees."
"Dude, change the channel if you can't take the panelysis."

by Terry McManus April 2, 2009

Panformist

Conforming to every style (i.e., prep, goth, emo, scene, nerd), so that there basically is no style in a persons wardrobe.

Chick #1: Um, like, why does that one girl change her style like, every day?

Chick #2: Dude, I know right? I think she says its called being panformist...

Chick #1: Oh. Freak.

by killakyraskeetskeet June 29, 2010

Paneraing

When a male and female show extreme affection for one another using their... ehem... mouths and other parts of their body, trying different positions, different forms and experimenting in public. For most cases, it is done at a Panera Bread infront of everyone, but... it can be done anywhere with a bench like a park.

If you see 2 people 'kissing,' and you do not think children should see it, it is paneraing

by S&T Productions July 11, 2012

Paleframi

To be good at Drifting, or streeto and not crashu

and also to be a wearer peculiar hats.

That was an epic drift! he is such a paleframi !!!!

that is an epic hat paleframi, makes you look like a cocker spaniel

Only a paleframi could skid like that!

by Kungfudave January 11, 2012

paneel

to get panelled is amnesia for the events of any part of a drinking episode without loss of consciousness. It is characterized by memory impairment during intoxication in the relative absence of other skill deficits.

I can't feel my face when I'm paneeled

by Sots_s March 20, 2016

panem et circenses

Bread and circuses in Latin

The Latin phrase panem et circenses can also be interpreted as the main raison d'être of the American media, ie food and entertainment.

by Sexydimma March 14, 2017