plumped

Fucked by a fat chick; frumped by a fatty or plumper. Being made into a plumper pumper against one's better judgment or even involuntarily. Getting fat bitched.

It was hog night and we went to each find a big fat fatty. We all said "hog hard or hog home" and told each other "happy hogging". John had second thoughts, but got drunk and ended up with a buffet slayer. He claimed that he had been fat bitched only because he got so drunk but we knew that he had not been plumped involuntarily. We knew that he enjoyed it and we told him that he was a hogger and a hippo farmer and a chunk fucker who enjoyed his tubby little war pig.

by PMax October 8, 2008

Pumpedness

Pump'-ed-ness (puhmp'-ed-nis) n.

1. The quality or state of being pumped up or excited, esp. anticipating an upcoming, welcome event, such as the weekend.

2. Excitment, enthusiasm, or high spirits resulting from such anticipation.

It's Friday! How high is your level of pumpedness?

by kepps216 April 30, 2010

pumperlips

Botox lips that are is more clownish than attractive.

That girl is pure, except for the pumperlips.

by theauthormarkwilkins October 10, 2017

purped on

To get purped on is to get yelled at primarily by a parent or someone of higher authority

DMV slang

M:you went home high last night, did u get purped on?
N: No, nobody noticed

by Slimshady420blazeit October 2, 2018

Gas pimped

To be controlled by the petroleum companies by purchasing gas.

Jimmy went to the gas pump today and felt like he was gas pimped when he paid after filling up his tank

by Tyson Suzuki September 29, 2008

pimped

To go all out on in a fashion manner.

whoah that dude got himself all pimped out in the black and pink.

by Suggasugga October 16, 2004

panamanian pumpernickel

The act of inadvertently releasing the contents of your rectum upon the undercarriage of your scrotum

Dude I totally just gave myself a Panamanian pumpernickel during lunch

by Dank sauce November 11, 2013