prune dick

A prune dick is a brown wrinkled short and stubby cock

Jake has a prune dick for lunch.

by raddazzy May 29, 2008

Poon Prune

1. When a lady leaves her tampon in her vag too long...it turns into a poon prune.

2. The wrinkled vagina of an elderly person that has aged to perfection.

3. When your body displaces a bowel movement, and the excrement channels itself out of the vagina instead of the anus. The resulting waste is poon prune.

Forgot to take out my tampon before having sex last night. Pulled it out today, and it was a big, juicy poon prune!

by Hanhuddleyston Bros. February 9, 2010

prune

Highly offensive term that pertains to straight males, sort of the straight version of the word "faggot". A more incendiary insult than sproog, which more or less means the same thing.

I hate you fucking prunes, you people are ruining our lives.

by Roberto Chavez Laliciousman October 16, 2006

prunish

Having the looks and laxative qualities of prunes.

LaTyscha was a prunish woman whose visage turned stomachs and loosened bowels.

by harry flashman October 9, 2003

Punes

Any illness of the temporary, non-fatal sort, as in a common cold. Typically involves chest congestion, NyQuil, and whole boxes of Kleenex for a debilitating runny nose.

Can't go in to work today. I've got the Punes.

by Allanx September 15, 2006

Prunis

A penis that resembles a prune. A pruney penis. Most commonly found on old people. See old people.

In "85 and Still Bangin" Grandpa whipped out his prunis and left smegma stains all over the bed sheets.

by JefferyNunn December 18, 2008

prunysex

prunysex means to have sex in a bath were you can get pruny (:

Man: Mann I hate prunysex
Man2: Whys?
Man: You get all pruny like

by Mrs Goodwin July 7, 2009