i-pottering

wasting time dicking around with your i-phone with no philanthropic result.

Did you finish your assignment last night ?

Nah, I started i-pottering and before I knew it, it was midnight.

by Snow Bear December 18, 2009

Stevie Wondering

The act of one swaying their head back and fourth whilst under the influence of MDMA.

I came around the corner and saw my friend rolling so hard he was stevie wondering.

by g.eekd September 25, 2019

Tres-ponding

Verb; to trespond (tres-pond): The act of swimming in a pond that is not legally your own. This act is done without consent of the pond owner and is a misdemeanor in all states, except Michigan.

My friend was tres-ponding in Mr. Humans backyard pond while he was on vacation.

by BenjiBoo12 April 30, 2022

Stevie Wondering

The act of rubbing your face with your eyes closed against anothers face to initiate sexual activity.

While on a date, Susan was taken aback when Paul threw himself on top of her and reclined the car seat causing her to be prone. He then began Stevie Wondering her in the hopes of getting laid.

by Random Girl Thoughts June 26, 2022

Hog ponding

Similar to diarrhea where the first poop being held back is a little turd followed by a massive dam of liquid sludge that bust loose after the initial hog has escaped. Normally there are corn fragments intermingled with said liquid. This mainly happens when person is sick.

Hey Will, are you feeling sick? Yeah I'm hog ponding at the moment.

Look at that guy... he looks like he's hog ponding.

by Will99912 January 2, 2025

Space Pioneering

The act of being among the first humans to establish a permanent, self-sustaining presence beyond Earth, facing extreme hardship and unknown risks to build a foothold for civilization. It's distinct from exploration; pioneering implies settling, homesteading, and committing to a life defined by struggle against a lethal environment. It carries the ethos of historical frontiers, but with the added terrors of vacuum, cosmic radiation, and profound isolation. These individuals don't just visit the frontier; they become its first permanent inhabitants, forging a new branch of humanity.

Example: The first crew of a Mars colonization mission, who land with the knowledge there's no return vehicle for years, and whose daily work involves building habitats from regolith, debugging life support systems, and planting the first seeds in Martian soil, are Space Pioneers. Their mission isn't to study and leave; it's to stay, to have children, and to found a new society under an alien sky. Space Pioneering

by Abzugal Nammugal Enkigal February 3, 2026

One Hit Wondering

When you’re wondering if there is one last hit of the bong.

Bob: Is there anything left in that bong?
Lois: No, I’m sorry man.

Bob: It’s ok I was just one hit wondering.

by Bobbyslimjimm April 26, 2025