deep pockets/short hands

A miserly billionaire, especially when it comes to charity

Sure he's loaded, but he, he's just charity-stays-in-the-pocket kind (or unkind!): deep pockets/short hands

by vivauganda December 23, 2010

making hot pockets

a code word having cyber-sex.

EX1

Person 1: well im going to be back latter going to make some hot pockets

Person 2: Dude ur really desperate.

EX2

Person 2: where were you you've been gone for over 3 hours

Person 1: making Hot Pockets

Person 3: Wait how does making hot pockets take 3 hours, i thought u just put them in the sleeve and microwaved them.

Person 1: You have to wait for them to warm up.

by Versedaaron July 2, 2008

"Brokeback Pockets"

Very simply, when you do not have enough money to engage in any kind of activity that involves spending money.
I nice spin off from the title of a controversial movie which starred two hunky hollwood actors as secret lovers.

Ex: "You want to come out with us tonight?"... "I can't man, I'm "Brokeback Pockets".

by J. Ha February 4, 2009

Phat Pockets

A Woman with a nice ass, phat, round and firm!

Damn girl you got some phat pockets

by Erblord82 June 27, 2009

modified pockets

pockets in ur pants with the bottoms cut-out; designed for easy access with fat whores.

"I wore the shorts with modified pockets and told the fat whore that I was dancing with that there was a surprise for her in my pocket!"

by kackub June 30, 2009

crap pockets

when your doing laundry and your jeans are full of things you've never seen before

crap pockets -
"hmm what's this ... this wasn't my fortune cookie slip ... how the hell?"
"hmm what's this ... a button in my pocket? ... how the hell?"
"hmm what's this ... $20!... oh wait ... it's one of those fake bills ... really?"

by BLAhaBLAha March 19, 2010

elbow pockets

the flap of skin that occurs when the upper arm of a person is so fatty that, when held out straight, the upper arm appears to drape over the elbow

Big girls are attractive and all, but the extra weight Jill had put on gave her the starts of elbow pockets and that's just a big no.

by Emmzey Squire April 18, 2012