one pint of cum

Pouring one pint of cum into your stepsisters mouth and then barfing it back into you ass.

I need my daily one pint of cum Daddy

by DonkeyDonkey-923 February 1, 2022

half-pint of booty

when a extremley short girl got a fat ass.

daaang, aye brodie alyjah got a half-pint of booty

by b.dubbbb January 18, 2010

pint o' lager

v. to slowly envelop a hugely erect penis by method of deepthroat and gently suck until you can feel the guy beginning to cum,in which case you remove the penis from your lips and he proceeds to blow cum over your nose and mouth, so it looks like you have just drank a pint o' lager. It is particularly unnerving if this occurs during a boardroom meeting where one is under the table looking for a pen, consumes a pint 'o lager and have to explain said lager stain to the members of the board who did not partake in any beverage of any kind.

I'll be in the bog ... it's Friday night and Tanya's always ready for a pint o' lager

by guiltyascharged October 25, 2007

2 pint rob

Someone who is so incredibly gay they cannot drink more than 2 pints of alcoholic beverage before throwing a rob.
Inspired by Rob Scarrott of Reading

Fuck me, you're leavin the pub already? You're a right "2 pint Rob" you are!

by Badger July 29, 2003

pint drinking ditcher

One whom commits to going to a pint drinking establishment with their friends/team, only to ditch out last minute on not only their friends/teammates, BUT also the pint drinking itself.

Micheal that slut is a pint drinking ditcher; Nathan on the other hand isn't, he came for 1 pint.

by drew September 16, 2007

5 Pint Thursday

Going out on a Thursday for 5 pints, not 4 pints, not six pints. Five pints

I'm out tonight, it's 5 pint Thursday

by Richard Large December 9, 2008

Ten Pint Time Machine

The Ten Pint Time Machine is an amazing yet little understood phenomenon which enables men in their later years in pubs to appear attractive to the younger ladies. In some cases, especially at weddings, it also enables them to dance like famous film stars which makes them look incredibly sexy and impressive to any of the younger ladies present, especially the bridesmaids. To achieve this remarkable effect all they need to do is merely drink at least ten pints of beer. Less if they are a lightweight.

Oh dear, old Dave was fully on board the Ten Pint Time Machine the other night at the pub. Trying to chat up that barmaid and impress her with his dancing until he got his feet tangled up and fell flat on his face!

by Jollyer February 26, 2023