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An animal that looks cut and fluffy until you realize the inside of its mouth looks like a fucking demogorgon
Penguin by anonymous July 21, 2022
An intergalactic race of conquerors engaged in a secret war with the USA. Known for causing many problems over the centuries like the civil war, Pearl Harbor, and the sabotage of Kanye West’s presidential run.
President “Can we be sure melting the ice caps will slow them down”

Secretary of defense “yes sir it will give us at least 5 more years to figure out How to stop an all out penguin invasion”

President “A small price to pay for salvation indeed”
Penguin by AtusticTrtl September 4, 2022
A sex offender. Typically but not limited to pedophiles.
He’s been arrested again for touching kids. He’s a right penguin!
Penguin by Penguinnn27 November 13, 2022
Penguin by DieselDeletus December 13, 2022
A woman who doesn’t have a child of her own or who has been dismissed by her child so she hovers over someone else’s child to make up for what she doesn’t have.
n. She could’ve had children but she just wants to be a penguin.

v. She has a child who doesn’t listen so she penguins that other kid.

*it should be noted that a “penguin” is a relative of the mother hen”.
Penguin by ThatsAnnoying January 8, 2023
A very cute animal that lives in cold areas. They eat things that I don't know. Prob fish or something idk.
Penguin is the best animal ever!
Penguin by Penguins s June 27, 2023