An intergalactic race of conquerors engaged in a secret war with the USA. Known for causing many problems over the centuries like the civil war, Pearl Harbor, and the sabotage of Kanye West’s presidential run.
President “Can we be sure melting the ice caps will slow them down”
Secretary of defense “yes sir it will give us at least 5 more years to figure out How to stop an all out penguin invasion”
President “A small price to pay for salvation indeed”
A woman who doesn’t have a child of her own or who has been dismissed by her child so she hovers over someone else’s child to make up for what she doesn’t have.
n. She could’ve had children but she just wants to be a penguin.
v. She has a child who doesn’t listen so she penguins that other kid.