that one

What old, out-of touch presidential candidates refer to their opponents as when they are too old and out of touch to remember their fucking names during a debate.

Moderator: Who's gonna kick your ass in the upcoming election?

John McCain: That one. <Points, but does not look at Senator Obama>

by Mary Mayhem January 20, 2009

one

one is a fag that tries so hard to be funny.

nobody actually likes one, he's gay

one: yo wanna hear this new joke i came up with?
everybody: shut the fuck up, one

by yourlocalone April 10, 2022

no one

the guy that is mentioned in every meme ever made

no one:
People making memes: "No one:"

by SalmonellqDifferentAccount March 26, 2020

the one

The person who has the power to change things within The Matrix, i.e. Neo.

Also a crappy movie starring Jet Li traversing parallel dimensions.

Morpheus believes that Neo is the one.

After watching The One, i wanted to go back in time and kill myself as to prevent myself from watching said movie.

by trip June 18, 2003

The one with

When someone forgets the name of an episode, they call it with "The one with X".

Star Trek IV is commonly known as "the one with the whales"

by UrbanComedy04 November 24, 2018

one one nine

A nick name used by most residents of Lake County, Indiana and the East-side of Chicago for 119th street in Whiting, IN. Once a major cruising destination, its now fallen on hard times. No longer do truckloads of teenagers sit in their vechiles all night long.

Back in the day, we used to cruise the big one one nine all night in a hemi powered Cobra.

by Joe Iron May 18, 2007

the one

n. The name of a really bad movie. The first 20 mintues is the best part of this movie.

The One was a sucky-ass movie.

by BLAcK_SToRM June 26, 2003