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Con-Touring

Using Dating Apps, the "Tour" is the experience of swiping through profiles, and the "Con" are the individuals who own those profiles
"Fam believe mans been Con-Touring again hella!!!!!! Catfishes"
by BraveinSociety June 9, 2023
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Schilling Tour

A common procedure K-State students partake in, which involves stopping by the Panchos drive-thru, Wendy's drive-thru, and a stop at Caseys for a double gulp 44oz sodie pop in one concurrent run.
Hey man, your chin grew three sizes overnight! Did you partake in a late night Schilling Tour?
by KSU Progcheck October 17, 2022
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Bog Tour

Also known as a Nerd Tour or Swirly Tour

A Bog Tour is when they start by giving you a bogwash like normal, but they hold your head in there for the whole flush and wait for the water to go back down and flush a second time for a double full flush, then they do the same in the next stall, and the next, and every single toilet in the bathroom, usually ending with the dirty end school toilet nobody flushes, resulting in not just toilet water in your hair, but piss and shit also.
1. Kyle's hair was blond before a few of the guys gave him a Bog Tour, now it's brown haha!

2. "I couldn't believe my teacher made me solve math problems in front of the class while my hair was dripping wet and smelling of shit." - Eugene
by King Jazza! August 15, 2020
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High tour

A High tour is someone who plays a lot of MVM a game mode in team fortress 2 and can be described in 2 ways
The good meaning: A Nice guy who likes to help newer people to MVM with over 500+ tours under his belt

The bad meaning: A real dickhead who loves to ruin other peoples experiences in MVM which is why a lot of smaller tour players leave MVM early with over 500+ tours under his ass
(Good meaning) Gamer 1-Hey man you know that high tour we played with on 2 cities awhile back
Gamer 2-Yea what about him?
Gamer 1-well he warned me about some guy talking shit and just afk until he gets the loot just came to tell you to watch out for him.
(Bad meaning) Gamer 2-Hey I just ran into that asshole you were talking about and all he did was complain about the better people and waited for his loot
Gamer 1-I told you he was a cuck
by Navysealdemoman September 27, 2022
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monkeys-on-tour

drinking holiday/vacation where the primary goal is getting monkeyed.
all the lads are doing a monkeys-on-tour to Ibiza this summer.
by the_rorz August 5, 2009
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tour barnacle

v. to loiter at the edge of a tour group that you are not a part of in order to overhear, for free, the tour guide’s information

n. a person loitering at the edge of a tour group of which they are not a part
Let's tour barnacle that group looking at Michelangelo's David statue, the guide speaks English and I want to know why David's naked.
by Ephemerratic July 30, 2012
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Euthanasia Tour

(noun)

1. When you take someone or something on a joy ride before leaving it or throwing it out.

2. When you take your soon-to-be ex out for a fun time before ending things.
I took Sadie out to her favorite coffee shop and we took a walk around the park for the euthanasia tour before I dumped her.
by slaydie December 30, 2021
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