A sex move you only do with prostitutes
I smacked it up, pushed it down and flipped it like a spatula. In the end I gave her a French Omelette
by Jewverine July 31, 2016

When a group of men get together and all bust a nut into a frying pan or similar cooking receptacle and the last man to ejaculate has to eat the tasty creation.
Brad: hey man let’s go out for lunch
Jason: I’m full bud, just had a dad omelette!
Brad: oh man you lucky son of a bitch
Jason: I’m full bud, just had a dad omelette!
Brad: oh man you lucky son of a bitch
by bakedjake August 30, 2021

by Moislitlol November 20, 2016

When you loose explosive poop (see Havana Omelette), but there’s so much it creates a mound above the water line that resembles the Rocky Mountains west of Denver.
by Deuce the Dung Foo Master February 12, 2024

The stained seat on the bus had what appeared to be an undercover omelette
Jane was quite excited for this weekend's furries party, where she was known as the queen of the undercover omelette
Jane was quite excited for this weekend's furries party, where she was known as the queen of the undercover omelette
by the wreckingball May 15, 2018

A Tennessee Omelette is the act of fucking your girl in a junk car while it’s being crushed. The idea is to nut in her and escape before you are killed by the crusher. In the even that one or both parties are killed in the act, it becomes a Tennessee Ketchup Omelette.
Mandi and I did the Tennessee Omelette in a 75’ Ford LTD at Cooters Crushers last night. Barely made it out.
by Mega Hemroids July 6, 2023

After consuming a number of Vodka Cruisers, Kelly left the discotech and poured a big stomach omelette onto the foot path.
by sd;lfkjsd;lfkj August 16, 2017
