occupational hazard

An occupational hazard is something unpleasant that you may suffer or experience as a result of doing your job or hobby.

idiot : you suck ;
backa : why the " ; " ?
idiot : hhh sorry it's an occupational hazard from programming .

by chou_chou March 31, 2018

Occular Penetration

To insert one's genitals into anothers eye socket with great force and velocity.

Josh: "Dude check that bitch out"

Brett: "Pretty nice."

Josh: "She makes my sticker peck out."

Brett: "Occular Penetration?"

Josh: "I suppose it will suffice."

Brett & Josh together: "RAPE POWERS ACTIVATE! FORM OF "ROSCOE BROWN! GET HER!"

by Hank Tofferston June 14, 2009

Israeli Occupation of PALESTINE

Israeli Occupation of PALESTINE is an often repeated political falsehood intended to mis-inform those ignorant of the history of the Arab-Israeli Conflict.

It is a legal mistake and misnomer to use the phrase ,"Israeli Occupation of PALESTINE", as it does not accurately reflect the legal or political situation. Use of the phrase,"Israeli Occupation of PALESTINE" makes a person sound ignorant and bigoted.

by RMoshe May 14, 2011

Natural Occurence

A disaster that can happen anywear and at anytime.

Natural Occurences eg. Volcano,Tidle wave, Tsunamis,thunder storms, Volcanic Eruptions etc.

by Jazz!! October 9, 2008

oicurgay

Literally "Oh, I see, you are gay"

You own 29 pairs of shoes? oicurgay

by Jonathan Lee April 24, 2003

occufail

A rudderless collection of crusty, filthy, miscreants stinking of patchouli who will squat in public parks under the guise of social reform. An occufail gathering is identifiable by spontaneous drum circles, poorly kempt surroundings, and the lack of a consistent message when speaking to outsiders or the media.

Saw a bunch of wannabe hippies down at the occufail last night. They stunk like human waste and were really annoying the 99% they claim to represent.

by say hello to lumbergh for me November 13, 2011

Occupated

A combination of the words "occupied" and "constipated". Most often used when tied up on the toilet.

Opal: "Ed, you've got a phone call. Get out of the bathroom!"

Ed: "I'm occupated, I'll call them back"

Opal: "Ed, get out here this instant!"

Ed: "Did you not hear me, I'm occupated, this could take a while!"

by Dusty's Baby Powder August 31, 2010