what the fuck is oatmeal

a shitpost and a meme

I hate to be the one to ask, but what the fuck is oatmeal?

by #Noodle October 19, 2023

Oatmeal Creampie

When you’re eating oatmeal and some falls onto your crotch region, essentially creampieing the person.

“Jessica got oatmeal creampied this morning in the cafeteria.”

by Kazaam with Shaquille O’Neal June 11, 2018

Apples and Cinnamon Instant Oatmeal

The best oatmeal ever created, no other oatmeal even comes close to how good it tastes.

Dude1: hey dude have you tried Apples and Cinnamon Instant Oatmeal?
Dude2: yeah bro its the best thing ever!

by Zeth the angery gay March 16, 2020

Oatmeal Kiss

When a couple pisses, cums, and shits in a bowl, then mixes it to the consistency of oatmeal. One then drinks from the bowl, and they start making out with tongue.

Dude 1: My girlfriend wanted to oatmeal kiss last night.

Dude 2: Lucky motherfucker

by FuckmeKazuha January 27, 2022

Oatmeal trick

When you pull a sick trick using oatmeal, like getting someone to say “thicker than a bowl of oatmeal” in court.

*Spectators chanting*
“Oatmeal trick! Oatmeal trick! Oatmeal trick!”
*Whips out oatmeal*
“WHOOOOOO”

by Oatmeal trickster October 16, 2022

oatmeal pie face

kenya moore

boo boo… oatmeal pie face… sheree would not be the one to mess with

by thee bone collector November 5, 2022

Thick As Oatmeal

A girl or guy who isn't fat, but a little bit chubby. Usually a healthy appearance that is attractive.

Damn.... that girl is Thick As Oatmeal.

by Paulbigtoebunyon February 25, 2019