by cbuddau October 16, 2008
Get the Ortega mug.A variant on menage a trois in which two older women simultaneously use their large pubic mounds to pleasure an old man.
Their Hairy Mexican Ortiz came to bitter end when Janet and Diane's pubic mounds became hopelessly entangled with the old man's scrotal ring.
James demanded a Hairy Mexican Ortiz from the two village brujas.
James demanded a Hairy Mexican Ortiz from the two village brujas.
by littlebabypants August 13, 2010
Get the Hairy Mexican Ortiz mug.Probably the biggest steroid user Red Sox history.
His body is so fucked up from 'roids to the point that he can't even play first base.
His body is so fucked up from 'roids to the point that he can't even play first base.
David Ortiz didn't do shit for years in Minnesota. Then he goes to Boston and starts belting HRs left and right. Can you say steroids?
by ERAU Nigga January 16, 2008
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Recently they have all split up and Tony Ortega Has 2 kids but he died and left his kids Tony jr. and AlexWho are awesome at soccer
Recently they have all split up and Tony Ortega Has 2 kids but he died and left his kids Tony jr. and AlexWho are awesome at soccer
by Alex Ortega December 12, 2008
Get the ortega mug.let's get one thing straight first: I don't hate the man. he's one of my favorites on raw. But I'm sick of stupid women basing him only on looks. for fuck's sake, it's his wrestling skills that count. Idiots
stupid, idiotic woman: like omg randy is so fucking hot so he must be a good wrestler. OMG OMG I'm having an orgasm.
me: yes he is a good wrestler, but you gotta stop being so fucking shallow lady.
me: yes he is a good wrestler, but you gotta stop being so fucking shallow lady.
by Adrian November 19, 2004
Get the randy orton mug.the belief that religion should be kept out of public schools without the belief in the other acts of pastafarianism
"DOOD this is so cool lets all worship the flying spaghetti monster and stuff!"
"i dont think that religion should be taught in public schools but that flying spaghetti monster shit is obviously fake. im a member of the pastafarian orthodox church"
"i dont think that religion should be taught in public schools but that flying spaghetti monster shit is obviously fake. im a member of the pastafarian orthodox church"
by blitch May 4, 2010
Get the pastafarian orthodox mug.An incredible wrestler who is not given enough credit. Will go far in the WWE. Should not be hated because he's better than John Cena. The Age of Orton will live on forever!
by bonnaroo 08! May 16, 2008
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