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Probably the biggest steroid user Red Sox history.

His body is so fucked up from 'roids to the point that he can't even play first base.
David Ortiz didn't do shit for years in Minnesota. Then he goes to Boston and starts belting HRs left and right. Can you say steroids?
by ERAU Nigga January 13, 2008
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The Nussy, or the “nose pussy”, if you will, was discovered during the corona virus pandemic of 2020. People that had to be tested for Covid-19 had to have their nose swabbed right where the brain connects, which often led to people rolling back their eyes and gagging.

A nose-swab-fetish developed from this, because we, as humans, ruin everything.
“Oh fuck yeah, swab my nussy”

Sir, please, I went to medical school

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an overated overweight piece of flaming shit everyone thiks he's god cuz he can hit home runs, but he cannot get to first without getting ass cramps and can't field for a dead moose's last shit
david ortiz hits along drive, off the wall the outfielder relays it to the cutoff man heres the thor to first and o shit hes out cuz he cant run unless twice his body weight in mexican food in front of him
by h8crewdeathr0ll April 22, 2007
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A Designated Hitter for the Boston Redsox, widely believed to be a big proponent and user of Human Growth Hormones and Steroids.
Now Batting, David Ortiz. Woah, look at that back acne!
by Sah Zen July 13, 2006
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A player for the boston red sox baseball team considered by many to be one of the best hitters to ever grace the sport of baseball...With amazing ability to hit homeruns he got his team out of a few jams in the 2004 playoffs
boston loves their DH David Ortiz
by Sixx12 July 10, 2006
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The Designated Hitter for Boston Red Sox. Nicknamed Big Papi.

He is one of the most bad ass mother fuckers to grace the game of baseball.

Believed to be the second coming of Jesus in the Dominican Republic.
Dude, did you see that Dominican praying to a golden statue of David Ortiz aka Big Papi? I don't blame him.
by Twaterman August 27, 2009
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A big hitting DH for the Boston Red Sox, who hits homers with a ration of about 1:6!!!!!!!!!!
The DH for the Red Sx, wearing #34 and often doing goofy hadshakes!You may also know David Ortiz as........ Big Papi!
by Future Superstar January 27, 2009
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