Objectacle

1. A camp way of saying object

2. Spectacles that fold into a square shaped object

1. Camp guy: Darling, would you pass me that objectacle please?

2. Optician: Would you like some spectacles, or objectacles, sir?

by Cuthbert Crappingsdown February 17, 2009

objectophiliac

freaks who's sexually attracted
to buildings.

// How i Met Your mother S09E03

(1)- You can't just stand there talking to a building and petting it.
(1)- Wait, are you one of those freaks who's sexually attracted to buildings?
(2)- An objectophiliac?
(2)- No way.
(1)- Then why do you know what they're called?

by Zombie_Smasher October 1, 2013

Objectophilia

Term used to describe falling in love with a gadget or any other inanimate object.

I love my iPhone/iPad and the world would end for me without it. Or I woke up slobbering on my iPad 2 and my iPhone 4 got jealous. Or I suffer from Objectophilia because I want to marry my iDevice.

by iSkip August 6, 2011

objectivity

not found on urbandictionary.com

it is hard to find definitions that employ the use of objectivity!!

by pantz June 17, 2003

Objectcluck

A person from the Object Show Community that is into Object Show Rule 34.

"Wow, Jane is such a fucking objectcluck."

by Cloveryleaf July 5, 2019

Objecture

Combining, objection and conjecture.
Objecture - proverb
is objecting a conclusion or proposition based on incomplete information.

Hank: We are wasting valuable legal resources!
Dale: Objection Conjecture, Objecture.
Hank: That's not a word!

by ImTheRealK October 11, 2019

OBJECTS IVE SHOVED UP MY ARSE

my hornyness levels are over nine thousand

OBJECTS IVE SHOVED UP MY ARSE, pens, pencils, pennies, broom stick handles, hockey stick handles, dildos

by HOW TO SEX HELP AHHHHHHHHHHHH December 26, 2020