Nutella

A popular twitter handle in the world of 14-24 y/o females. Highly retweeted, mysteriously owned, identifiable by crown symbol.

Girl: OMG I love nutella she is so relatable!!!!!11!

by beecociella065 May 31, 2014

Nutella

Not to be confused with the heavenly hazelnut spread Nutella, nutella is

1) a fancy word for nut (to nut) and/or

2) the girl version of nutting.

Pronounced as nuh-tella, contrary to Nutella being new-tella.

*girl sends nudes* rich dude: damn I'm going to nutella

*sexy dude walks by* girl: I'm about to nutella

by AmaranthineFog January 16, 2017

Nutella

commonly found in ones food depository, a fucking yummers snack which is great for perkins and is fun in the bedroom

made from hazelnuts and chocolate this spread is god's semen falling down upon us from heaven

"this nutella's gotten all over my cock, help me get it off"

by man with large wanger May 16, 2006

Cock Nutella

The smelly, brown and white substance left on the penis after ejaculating inside someone's dirty butthole during anal sex.

I came inside her butt, and when I pulled out there was cock Nutella on my cock!

by Definitions master May 1, 2014

Nutella

the act of nutting see nut or bust a nut

She punched me mid stream and I nutella all over her ear.

by paulaner November 20, 2003

nutellayum

A sudonym for a person of extreme beauty and intellect, mainly found in the regions of kent and predominantly seen to be sporting amazing red hair and freakishly beautiful eyes. Nutellayum is a rare thing and once found should always be regarded as a treasure that should be valued.

Will: Where is nutellayum?
Shee: that lovely scrummy nutellayum is outside playing with the cats.
Will:Ah, well I will be off to get some breakfast baps, toodaloo.

by sp-funkycat January 28, 2009

Nutella-esque

Someone so tasty they remind you of the bliss that is Nutella.

"The taste of his lips was Nutella-esque. Simply delicious."

by Nut A. lots October 13, 2011