by Ashly December 22, 2003
Expression used when your body has become so numb from the cold or drugs that you wouldn't feel bugs crawling all over you if they were.
Woman: It's cold.
Man: Well, I'd be a gentleman and give you my jacket but I'm numb like an African child.
Man: Well, I'd be a gentleman and give you my jacket but I'm numb like an African child.
by Christopher612 May 12, 2007
by percskeemin December 16, 2021
When the shock of loosing someone close to you is so intense that you feel sad but you can’t find the emotions to feel the grieving process and you just go about your day as normal with a cloud of sadness following but rarely touching.
Friend one to friend two “hey I am really sorry to have to be the one to tell you but your best friend passed away this morning from a massive heart attack” friend two “oh that’s really sad, hey do you wanna go catch the football game later and then go on a massive bender? It will be a laugh” friend one “I think you are grief numb… it will hit you later when you’ve had time to process”
by Weeziewoo February 23, 2022
Barry: Wow, Todd! Your head is numb!
Todd: *mmmffh* (gasps for air)
Barry: Todd, are you OK!?
Todd: ... (Todd has gone still).
Todd: *mmmffh* (gasps for air)
Barry: Todd, are you OK!?
Todd: ... (Todd has gone still).
by CBOY527 December 10, 2019
by The m'ster March 05, 2021
Me (an intellectual): All you plebians are so numb witted.
by TheRealSupremeGentleman February 15, 2018