When multiple douchebags wish to enhance their d-bag potency, they often compose and share written douche notes or document said douchiness in a douche journal, if you will. Douche notes have their most success among gaggles of douchebags, however, some d-bags find them very effective in smaller groups of two to three.
Hey man, are you ready to compare douche notes? Okay, great. What's the douchiest thing that you did last night?
by horn avenue June 24, 2010
Get the douche notesmug. by hypoxic December 9, 2009
Get the Century Notemug. by sanduski May 17, 2009
Get the clit notesmug. smithers: dude that guy cant even get a 100 note streak he sucks my mommas balls
carlito: stfu smithers, you cant even get a 50
carlito: stfu smithers, you cant even get a 50
by douchemcfagenfollower December 23, 2008
Get the note streak mug. Notes for cheating on exams written on small and easily concealable pieces of paper with stealth in mind. Called "crib" notes because of the manner in which you hold the notes under your left hand/arm while writing with your right arm, keeping them concealed from teachers/professors with wondering eyes.
The easiest way to prepare for a biology exam is not to study ad nauseam, but to write notes from test reviews into Microsoft Word™ and print them at font size 3.5.
by Tark Mwain May 13, 2005
Get the crib notesmug. by douchemcfagen December 21, 2008
Get the note streakmug. When you do something stupid, and make a mental note to yourself to not repeat it- although it is usually said aloud for comic purposes.
by Anon May 14, 2005
Get the note to selfmug.