"Yo, dude, yo no sabia que le estaba molestandole tanto":The First Juvenile Release.

What I call homo-sapiens who are addicted to perianal abscesses.

Person 1: Are you addicted to perianal abscesses?
Person 2: Yes.
Person 1: "Yo, dude, yo no sabia que le estaba molestandole tanto":The First Juvenile Release.

by Abreathofaversaillian January 28, 2025

.9.mMmake it your one and only aim this year to start each day with a smile on your face and to finish each day the same way. Recognize that no matter what other people might say or do you alone are in charge of your fate.9.

.9.MmMake it your one and only aim this year to start each day with a smile on your face and to finish each day the same way. Recognize that no matter what other people might say or do you alone are in charge of your fate.9.

.9.MmMake it your one and only aim this year to start each day with a smile on your face and to finish each day the same way. Recognize that no matter what other people might say or do you alone are in charge of your fate.9.

by 0AmanasazA0 November 14, 2025

sometimes it’s okay to be a bit selfish and there will be times over the next 12 months when you really must put your own interests first no matter what that might mean for other people. What you do for yourself will benefit them too later on

sometimes it’s okay to be a bit selfish and there will be times over the next 12 months when you really must put your own interests first no matter what that might mean for other people. What you do for yourself will benefit them too later on

sometimes it’s okay to be a bit selfish and there will be times over the next 12 months when you really must put your own interests first no matter what that might mean for other people. What you do for yourself will benefit them too later on

by TheGeneralGenitalsPranksterian May 15, 2025

Nofig

Short way of saying "Not one fuck is given"; not having a care in the world.

Katy: "Hey, did you hear about the US troops landing in Syria?"
Christina: "Nofig!"

by 2glam2giveadamn November 27, 2013

Nofile Picture

When a person's Facebook picture is attractive enough to make you notice them (friend request, accept) but later to find out that the picture is the ONLY good one of them, as they turn out to be ugly.

Keith: Hey man I added Sarah last week, she's pretty hot.

James: What are you talking about? She's not good looking at all.

Keith: Damn, I guess that was her Nofile Picture

by mdubs10 December 16, 2009

Nofie

With new cell phones ability to take pictures by holding a certain gesture and prompt the camera to start a count down timer, a Nofie is a No-handed-selfie. A picture of ones self with the illusion that the photo was taken by someone else.

Person 1: Dude nice picture on Facebook of you at the gym, who took that?
Person 2: Don't tell anyone but it was a nofie I just set my phone on the weight rack
Person 1: Oh... that's gay....

selfie egotistical phone picture

by KensuckyKlondike June 15, 2016

Nofing

English pronunciation of the word "Nothing"

Adrian: ey bruv, what you doing tonight?
Tom: I aint doin nofing b

by nyxduck December 8, 2021