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The Papa's Regret

The all-encompassing feeling of illness after eating too much Papa John's pizza (or equivalent fast food pizza). It is usually followed by periods of introspection, tears of regret, and re-evaluation of one's life choices.

Antonym of Papa Bless.
"My dude, I have The Papa's Regret."
"Well no wonder you have The Papa's Regret, you pigged out on an entire large pizza.
by chimneyswift October 20, 2017
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Regret

the slow realization that everything you’ve done has left no grateful impact in your life or others. that you cannot make a meaningful impact on the world, that you cannot make a meaningful impact on the people around you and even yourself. when you start remembering the tiniest things you’ve done, the tiniest things you could’ve done. how you used to tell yourself you’d never catch yourself acting like the people you despised, just to see their reflection staring back at you when you look in the mirror. when you realize that you are like every other human being on this planet, that you are no different than others, no better. that there is only one way to end this numbing feeling that will soon gnaw away at you. a solution most people chose that they will regret.
“When I look at you, I regret everything I did to you. Even this. I will soon fill your heart with an indescribable amount of sorrow that will soon lead you to share the emotions I felt. Regret that you didn’t do anything impactful in my life, or the others around you. It will leave you to feel like there is only one way out of this numbing feeling that will soon gnaw away at you.”
by caejose December 28, 2024
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Regret

A strong word and a real emotion .
Meaning you made so many mistakes and you have no idea how to fix them and all the dumb cunts that helped you make them fucked off.
P1: WHATS THE WORD?
P2: overwhelmed?
P1: no

P2: angry?
P1: no

P2: HURT?
P1:no
P2 : REGRET ?
P1: YES Most DEFINITELY!!!!!
by 911111101010101 March 29, 2019
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lowkey regrets

i chose a choc mint flavoured straw instead of a strawberry one.. ugh lowkey regrets
by gleam serene April 11, 2022
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Instant Regret

Inviting Big E to your bachelor party and realizing he is going to bring up memories of it for the next 48 years
Hey Sarah I heard you hooked up with some random kid at a party last night?

Yeah, talk about instant regret
by BigEElittlePP March 12, 2022
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shave regret

The feeling of regret after you shave off your beard and realize it was the source of your attractiveness and you look way worse without it.

Often occurs when shaving to kick off Movember.
As I gazed at my new baby face in the mirror I was filled with shave regret.
by vanbarbecue November 1, 2017
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A phrase (written in uppercase) expressing absolute disdain for reducing or removing funding for charities or services.

Originally featured in the Maxis PC game "Sim City 2000", spoken by the Transportation spokesman if funding for his department was less than 100 per cent.
Taxation spokesman: Let's raise taxes to increase funds.
Transportation spokesman: YOU CAN'T CUT BACK ON FUNDING! YOU WILL REGRET THIS!
by OzzieWanker85 October 30, 2025
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