Meat nappy

An absorbant cloth placed on the underisde of steaks and other moist red meat products.

"make sure you take that meat nappy off the steak billy, it's covered in cow jam"

by Gaping Malefant May 9, 2009

Buttery Nipple Bitch Face

When a person attempts to be serious, but only succeeds in making such a fool of themselves everyone is left a bit nauseous

The politician attempted to state the case but only ended up delivering a buttery nipple bitch face

by Rastus McGee May 8, 2018

poop-nipple

noun.

1. the tip on a pile of poop
2. opposite of the icing on a cake, poop-nipple describes exacerbation on top of an already shitty situation. It is similar to the salt in "rubbing salt on the wound" and the kick in "kick them while they are down".

3. an unsympathetic person.

1. The google poop emoticon, ~@~, has a poop-nipple on top.
2. the break-up is the poop-nipple of an already terrible week.
3. that jerk is being a poop-nipple.

by The Shindig December 6, 2011

sprained nipple

~When you touch your nipple so much it feels like you sprained it.

~the feeling of a sprained knee but on your breast.

~when your lover bites your nipple so hard during a sexual encounter that you feel he/she has sprained it.

Sara- "Johnny bit my nipple so hard last night that I feel like he sprained it...should i see a doctor..or nah?"
Jamie- "Nah girl its just a sprained nipple."

by jamieB February 19, 2014

can you sign my nipple?

When a woman is so sexually attracted to a badass motherf*ckin' Russian, and decides to get his signature signed on her nipple(s).

eg: "Oh my god, Dmitry. I am in love with your masculinity. Can you sign my nipple? <3"

"Silly girl. In Soviet Russia, The Nipple signs YOU."

by NippleSignsYou August 3, 2014

nappy ratchet hoes

A nappy ratchet hoe is a female who lacks class, thinks shes all that, and has a huge attitude problem.

Morgan: OMG I look so hot today!!!

Caroline: Ewww look at that chick morgan shes so into herself.

Andy: These girls are such Nappy Ratchet hoes!

by The twin pack February 28, 2013

nippage

exposure in any way of a nipple

Angelina Jolie's boobs were out in that movie, it was some sweet nippage

by theboom November 5, 2006