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Nearfetched

Something very obvious and easy to grasp; the opposite of farfetched.

Derived from a live performance by famous comedian George Carlin.
Fox News caught with their pants down jerking off in the face of Rush Limbaugh? Say, that's nearfetched Bill!
by LiquidGrape September 8, 2010
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antisocial nearing

The opposite of social distancing.

In a pandemic when people ignore the advice of social distancing and instead engage in antisocial nearing activities like shaking hands, hugging, and spending time in large crowds.
That coughing, sniffling, lunatic went in for a full-on antisocial nearing hug when the CDC says we should be practicing social distancing.

The President of the United States for weeks encouraged antisocial-nearing, telling everyone not to worry because the pandemic was under control and might just disappear.
by NeologianPJG March 12, 2020
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Nearp

The state of being very sassy
Stop being so Nearp like!
by sorbet12 December 18, 2011
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Nearbound

Teaming up with companies who already have trust and influence with your target market. It's a way of getting introduced to a new set of customers by companies that already sell to them.
You need to use a nearbound strategy to get in front of more customers, faster.
by PartnerHacker March 2, 2023
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nearly-neal

Someone who is not in a relationship with someone in a superior ship, but comes close to doing so, or rather tries to do so.
What did you just call Jacob?

He's a nearly-neal.
by serendibite March 20, 2023
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Nearly Witches

a song included on Fall Out Boy's mixtape, CitizensFOB Mixtape: Welcome To The New Administration. the artist listed is The Paul Revere Jumpsuit Apparatus, but this is suspected to be a codename for band Panic At The Disco as the vocals are unmistakably lead singer Brendon Urie's. the mixtape was available to download for free off Fall Out Boy's Friends or Enemies website.
person 1:"have you heard Fall Out Boy's mixtape?"

person 2:"yeah, I loved Nearly Witches."
by pollyestherPANIC January 22, 2009
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nearbour

Someone who lives near, but not next to you. (Australian spelling)
"Does Tiffany live in your area?"

"Yeah, she's my nearbour.
by Glenn Pardy June 9, 2005
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