Pedo-simp

Someone who is a pedophile and simps for a person at the same time.
Adam you are a pedo-simp stfu.
by TheGreatZulu February 08, 2021
Get the Pedo-simp mug.

Pedo-plastic

Its plastic that is flies around and lands in small childrens mouths and pants.
Why is that little kid making-out with that piece of pedo-plastic?
by Mr. Changalang May 13, 2008
Get the Pedo-plastic mug.

Pedo Pong

A game in which 3 or 4 plastic or styrofoam cups are set up a distance away. The object of the game is to try and bounce candy into the said cups. Once an individual gets a candy into the cup, they win a child. This child is called the 'Golden Child' Is renowned throughout the lands of pedo pong players every where.
Ted "Hey I bet I'll school you in a game of Pedo pong"
Herbert the Pervert "Aww hell naw, Imma whoop yo ass up and down these halls"
Ted "We'll see who comes home with the golden child!"
Get the Pedo Pong mug.

feed the pedo

to put an underdressed child in a marketing campaign for a product not for children.
knowing that youth combined with exposed skin will make someone turn their head towards the television.
what the hell do 8yr olds in swimsuits have to do with selling pain medicine? they totally feed the pedo with that commercial.
by schmoe,joe September 14, 2008
Get the feed the pedo mug.

pedo in a speedo

A pedo in a speedo is a pedofile with a dick and likes to wear speedos
Look at the pedo in a speedo
by Yoooohoeee June 18, 2017
Get the pedo in a speedo mug.

algo pedo

Slang for "drunk" , "hammered" , "wasted"... you get it.
Friend: Aye dog, algo pedo at 11:00am si guey.
by SarahShaina July 02, 2017
Get the algo pedo mug.

Pedo-Headass

A pedo-headass is a nigga who is incredibly stupid, but also pervs on children. Pretty much what it sounds like, a pedo and a headass.
"Bruh that nigga is a straight pedo-headass." "Wym" "He postin pictures of him and Sarada from Boruto, saying that's his wife."
by K The Magic Man November 26, 2017
Get the Pedo-Headass mug.