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Mozzarella Man

If you get the nickname mozzarella man you are the top dawg of your group. The man mozzarella man is not given it is earned. Only the best can get this name. The nickname can be shortend by saying just mozz.
Derrick: hey we should give Kevin a new nickname.
James: he has earned Mozzarella man.
Derrick: yeah fo real man
by MozzarellaMan December 1, 2013
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mozzarella cum

The kind of ultra stretchy and sticky cum that only exists in anime and manga.
She was totally covered in that mozzarella cum which stretched and hung from her like strings of cheese.
by AgentColdShadow November 15, 2016
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mazza fanook

Jews are Mazza fanooks.
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Mozzarella

A slur used against people of Italian descent. “The use of the word Mozzarella as an ethnic slur... is a regionalism," said Mr Tamburri, who is a third-generation Italian American. "It's definitely something more local than it is national."
Kevin: Mozzarella!
Vinny: That is offensive, please don’t use that word again.
by Bbbbbbbitaliano May 26, 2020
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muzak

Word used to describe the shitty music that is raping our airwaves and souls in America. Its produced to entertain the short attention span of soccer moms when they are in elevators and cubicles. Its spelled differently because it has more in common with prozak than it does with music. Its production proccess is also similar to that of prozak.

Muzak usally consists of, but is not limited to:

annoying, repeatitive rhythms

that horrific clapping sound every 5 seconds or so instead of drums

computer-enhanced vocals

Muzak is generally accepted as proof that the world is doomed.
I heard the muzak playing when we got in the elevator.
by Octavio February 28, 2004
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tennessee muzzelloader

your fucking a bitch doggy style then you pull out your dick and take out your dip of copenhagen and put hold it next to her pussy then punch the dip inside her with your dick....tennessee muzzelloader
shut up bitch or ill give you a tennessee muzzelloader
by zach928 October 1, 2006
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Mozzarella Waterwolf

Mozilla Firefox used to be the badest an' fastest browser around. Then Google Chrome came out.
Damn! You're still using Mozzarella Waterwolf?
by Kurt 8 Keiner March 1, 2010
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