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Muslim

A peaceful religion which only believes in spreading love, peace, weapons (oops) peace, love (did i say peace?)

We are a bunch of people who believe in Allah. And we believe that you should believe in Him (ALMIGHTY ALLAH THE SAVIOUR OF SOULS BPTMGHST) too, because He is the supreme saviour- the Big Daddy of all gods.
Allah is numero uno. Your god is not numero uno. So bow down before I blow myself up!
Don't call Muslims violent again! Else I chop your head off!
by hubbaf June 30, 2009
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Muslimophobia

The morally and utterly scarce fear of Muslims, much like Islamophobia Muslimophobia is considered a fear of a majority of all and any person(s) within the vary of Muslim religion.
Hay, screw you man you Muslimophobian!
by Alex From Australia April 6, 2016
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muslim bookmark

a muslim bookmark is a piece of paper that is used by muslims to mark pages of a book
Yo, give me that piece of paper so I can mark where I am!
Fo' sho, I'll give you a muslim bookmark, since you're muslim
by DingDong245 January 3, 2010
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Angry Muslim

In sexual intercourse, where the male faces towards the east and shits upon the female's head and shoulders.
I asked this girl if she'd ever seen an angry Muslim. She said no, and I thought, "man, this girl deserves an angry muslim".
by Gabe Maese August 8, 2006
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Muslim Circumcision

A Muslim Circumcision is when 2 guys lay on their backs with their penises standing straight up and someone throws an airplane with a razor attached into them.
Doctor: Good news Mrs Adams! You had twins. How would you like them circumcised?
Mrs Adams: Let's go with the Muslim Circumcision route.
by Awwtism December 23, 2018
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muslimun

Also referred to as Muslim.

A very kind man with a pure heart. You will only hear the truth coming from his mouth, yet has great talent for memes somehow. Every now and then you wonder how he managed to polish that beautiful character of his and whether you will ever find the right words to express your love, respect and admiration. The kind of man who reminds you of good and gives you advice keeping your long-term wellbeing in mind.
I love that muslimun lad
by Displacedsheep November 22, 2021
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Muslim Roulette

In the Tabel there are 6 meals but only one meal don't have pork meat.
"Damm those motherfuckers want to go to hell, they are playing muslim roulette"
by Akuma42 June 8, 2022
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