munt

1: When a man's pants are so tight that the seam of his pants seperates his testicles, making them clearly visible.

2: The male equivalent of camel toe

Got munt?

That's a frightening case of munt...

by Derella May 31, 2005

munt

The alternate personality buried deep within the subconcious that comes out after excessive alcohol consumption. Sexually aroused by the ugliest bargoyle, much to the confusion of it's peers.

Fuck me he's had 7 whiskys the munt is truly upon him

by Gav October 22, 2003

Munted

Retarded and diseased, and just really randoly strange

You filthy munted child

by Jack who is munted August 7, 2007

munt

to vomit due to alchole

nicholls munted after one sip of beer

by kof October 4, 2003

munt

a word to describe a situation where someone has indulged on a substance to such extremes that they can no longer outsmart a fish.

Derived from "munter" which typically means a fantastically ugly woman.

"I don't know what shit I was smoking last night - but I had a BIG munt!"

"Yeh bitch, break out the pipe - let's get a munt on!"

"Just call me Mr Munt... *toke*"

by boona May 23, 2006

munted

when you're really fucked off a combination of drugs.

i was so munted last night, i couldn't see straight.

by mr27 September 12, 2006

munted

A Kiwi term for a hangover or just generally a big night getting messed up

That was the best party last night but I woke up and am totally munted

by Jinjaninja June 11, 2006