Millard west

The best school in the millard area. That's right. Suck it other bulls**t definitions. Dont worry west kids, I gotchu

Man Millard west is amazing. Better than those other stinky millard schools.

by GingerWithGlasses September 11, 2020

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Red Mallard

A secret cat call for men to announce that a hot woman has just entered.

A hot woman walks into a bar, a guy would yell out "Red Mallard" and his buddies would know to look toward the door to check out the hot chick!!

by Wiley_Oompa April 7, 2010

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A sexual act performed when a male, while having sex with a female in either the missionary or more preferably the doggy style position, reaches around his backside and obtains a sizeable amount of sweat from his Perineum (a.k.a. Chode, Brum, Taint, etc.). Said sweat is then wiped upon the females upper lip, directly underneath the nose. The maneuver is completed with the male folding each of his arms to resemble wings, flapping his "wings", and vocalizing an ear-shattering "Quack-Quack".

As Brian was ravishing Krista from the rear and giving her the ultimate in sexual pleasure, Krista suddenly felt Brians finger on her upper lip. Within an instant her olfactory senses were overwhelmed by an extremely foul odor, accompanied by the loud call of the Mallard Duck and a rush of air upon her backside presumably caused by the flapping of limbs. Unbeknownst to Krista, she had received the ultimate sexual insult: The Dirty Mallard!

by Landon M. September 28, 2006

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millard north

A POS school that took 75 billion years to win a state title, when its neighbor Millard West was not even 10 years old when it won its first title!

SUCK THAT YOU MN BEATCHES!

Millard North is a sucky sucky school for footbal.

by Poon Tang Clan May 10, 2004

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