Muddy Trench

Slang for female human reproductive organs specifically the vaginal canal.

I got nice and sloppy all up in that muddy trench.

by chzmn January 8, 2016

Muddy tractor

When you motorboat a person's butt cheeks

Man, I gotta brush my teeth. Things got wild and I gave her the ole muddy tractor.

by Indy Andy jones November 20, 2021

Muddy Minge

A prolonged period of time at a music festival can cause a great deal of sweating, drinking; therefore urinating and exposure to mud and piss-filled pints of beer.

The combination of these things can lead to a rather unpleasent aroma developing in the vaginal area; an odour which will remian for the duration of the festival due to the lack of adequate showering and general hygiene facillities.

Thus, girls may suffer from the well known phenomenon termed "a muddy minge".

Deeksy- "Fucking hell. I shagged this girl at Leeds Fest last year but I refused to go down on her."

Some guy- "Why man?"

Deeksy- "She had a right muddy minge!"

by BeefQuarmby January 30, 2010

muddy puck

Anal sex when the act is performed while watching a televised hockey game, particularly in Canada.

While wathcing the All Star game, I muddy pucked my lady.

by Muddy P January 26, 2009

Muddy Larry

A man that does not wash his dick after anal sex. Also know as having poop dick.

Rusty is such a Muddy Larry, he never washes after anal sex.

by GoodGirlGinger October 1, 2015

Muddy Octopus

When eight men have anal sex, finish, and then simultaneously smack a girl in the face with their soft and sh*t-covered cocks.

"I was watching porn last night and I stumbled upon a young Mrs. Brown getting a muddy octopus."

by crudesexualpun October 6, 2013

muddy catepillar

when a man shits his pants so bad that it moves to the front and gets his dick and balls all muddy.

nurses sometimes have to clean up muddy catepillars.

by Michelle and Laura August 6, 2007