Monzzy

When you come drunk the first day of school, after a holiday.

Oh, he did a Monzzy!

by Cobra12345 December 1, 2010

mozzarella slap

When one is eating a slice of cheese pizza and the cheese suddenly slaps you in the face.

Tiffany has cheese on her face from that mozzarella slap!

by xtremegirls August 3, 2011

mozyl

A extremely smart girl. Also very beautiful.

Attempts to be nice; can be rude at times.
very lowkey. A extremely bad lair. She acts like she doesn't care but most of the time she does. Mozyl is a great friend. Hate siding between people. Hates seeing people she cares about get hurt. Can get attached very easily.

Her best friend is so nice. She must be Mozyl✋.

by mozylthename January 24, 2015

Mozzarella Milk

The white liquid left over after you take the mozzarella log out of it's plastic covering.

"Ah man! I opened up the bag, and all the mozzarella milk spilled out!"

by Odysseus1 September 28, 2017

Mozzarella Tits

mot-suh-rel-luh tits noun

The culinary art of serving mozzarella sticks to a patron betwixt the (preferably perky) tits of the waitress/stripper

Hey let’s head over Minx for some mozzarella tits on lunch.

by Hugh Jasol 24 March 9, 2019

mezzyland

Washington, D.C. slang referring to the state of Maryland. Often occupied by mezzy’s.

friend: You tryna come so this boy with me?
me: Where he live?
friend: Somewhere out mezzyland.
me: Nah, I’m straight. That’s bricks away.
friend: Kill.

by killmeoisha April 26, 2019

Mazzy man

Somebody who can sesh like a champ, consuming copious amounts of narcotics and alcohol.

Cameron Moore is the mazzy man

by Leeroy1998 January 15, 2020