Molochracy

A form of government run entirely by one or more Molochs. The Molochs control the media, fund corrupt politicians, and run the banking institutions. Only those who are truly deranged are capable of uttering the word aloud, and only they can interpret what a moloch is saying.

Rick Santorum: "I don't apologize for the Iranian people being free for a long time, and now they're under a Molochracy that tramples the rights of women, tramples the rights of gays ..."

American Public: A politician said it, it must be real. *nod heads*

by DoctorDre January 8, 2012

mooch away

Meaning a great distance away. Say from manchester to Rotherham

"I fancy a massive bud"
"I have money but I'm mooch away"

by h0lli3p0p November 23, 2013

Mooch

A guy who always accepts an invitation for pizza, never to return the favor. Will smoke your cigars even though his humidor is full. Will drink your alcohol first, especially skinnies, so he can take his home. He is 85 true story!

Does that mooch have to be invited to the draft again? Drank all my beer, smoked all my cigars, and did not even chip in on pizza.

by Buffalo Hunter August 14, 2014

monocrow

weird ass bird mf from sdra2

person 1: hey do you know who monocrow is?
person 2: yeah that fucking bird thing from sdra2

by mikado sannoji supremacy March 8, 2021

Skank Moocher

An individual known for their frugality, characterized by a sense of entitlement to the elicit substances purchased by friends or associates.

Jeremy- Wanna take shrooms at Greg’s house?
Ethan- Hell no! He’s such a skank moocher! I’ll bet you he’ll be the highest one out of all of us, and won’t pat a dime.

by SliceOfPudding June 3, 2023

Motocross

The act of jumping on dat pussy and tearing it up like a Motocross racer tears up the track.

Mike: Hey Jim you and Sarah have a good date? Jim: Bro, I motocrossed that bitch

by dudewithout February 6, 2015

mitochondria resembling a penis

a mitochondria resembling a penis is a regular mitochondria with penis like features such as a bendy shaft and mushroom top-like cristae.

wow my mitochondria really looks like a dick i wonder if it gets hard?!

No man its just a mitochondria resembling a penis it only does dat dank cell respiration shit

by wakawakakankeh November 19, 2013