Morristown High School

The public high school in Morristown, New Jersey housing students from Morris Plains, Morris Township, Morristown and Convent Station. Upon entering Morristown High the ratio of douchebag to oxygen particles is nearly 3:1 as they swagger the halls in their new Ralph Lauren polo, pleated khakis, bright short shorts, boat shoes, mid calves and vineyard vines accesories. The mhs douchebag goes hand in hand with try hard as they leave gym class kickball drenched in sweat because thats how they relieve all of their stress they have from the fact they dont attend prep schools like Delbarton and Seton Hall. Binge drinking is also a popular stress reliever for the mhs douchebag with hopes of getting a female douchebag wasted enough to eat her out in her parents bedroom. Although the mhs douchebag maintains a high gpa and has diverse extracurricular activities, intelligence and actual skills are little to none. The other two tenths of mhs consist of teachers who fret over pointless subjects as well as some who just dont give a fuck, newly imigrated spanish kids, stoners, ghetto kids, and of course the yogurts.

Ex 1:

Kid 1: im shadowing at morristown high school tomorrow!

Kid 2: you better wear your short shorts, polo, mid calves and boat shoes or the yogurts might mistake you for one of them

Ex 2:

Mhs douchebag 1: do you like my new raybans hanging from my vineyard vines lanyerd?

Mhs douchebag 2: hell yeah they compliment your high socks with boat shoes

Both: were fucking bros

by oliver is so davo April 30, 2013

Morrissey

Someone that is being socially reclusive or wallflower-like in a very social space, like a bar or a club. They may have a somewhat saddened look on their face.

Hey Eddie, where'd your girlfriend go?

Oh, she's being such a Morrissey and is listening to her headphones in the corner.

by sheroo March 22, 2011

Zack Morris phone

Refers to the Motorola Dynatac 8000X cellular phone. The enormous, gray, brick-sized phone was popularized by the character Zack Morris in Saved by the Bell. This was the first cellular phone to receive FCC acceptance in 1983. DYNATAC is an acronym for "Dynamic Adaptive Total Area Coverage."

I'd give my left nut to rock a huge-ass Zack Morris phone. Let's hit up ebay!

by Bradk82 April 28, 2008

Dick Morris

Clintons former speech writer, also conservative nut job. Really has had it out for clinton ever since he was fired by clinton, after being found with a hooker. 2 years later clinton would be found in a similar position

Oh and his name basicly explains what he is.

Man Dick Morris must really have it in for clinton. Well we all want to hurt our ex boss.

by Jon Opium October 7, 2006

morrice

village in central Michigan comprised of racists, farmers, mud bogs, and nascar fans

"what are you doing this weekend?"
"going to a mud bog, then watching the race."
"that's so morrice."

by gibles August 14, 2008

Uncle Morris

An older mid 50's male, married or unmarried, who frequents the Philippines or other such Far East locations for the purposes of molestation. An Uncle Morris will be oblivious to the wrongful consequences of his actions and will often try to strike up conversations with strangers in pubs detailing his actions.

"I was in the pub the other day, waiting to meet some bird, and this old bloke came and sat next to me. He told me that he'd recently been to Thailand and had met a lady. He asked if I'd like to see a picture. He seemed happy and being polite, I said "alright then mate, why not??". He reached for his wallet and pulled out a picture of a Thai girl. She was no older than 14. He said that she called him Uncle Morris."

by Lee Cooper April 20, 2007

morrisburg

Morrisburg: also known as "the burg" is the dopest town you will ever go to. Whether its to pick up, or to get drunk. Walking down the road you will ether get hit on by a old man, or big native. If you are from m-burg you are probably a keeler or a merkley.

"let's get drunk in morrisburg" "the burg is da best"

by A Keeb October 2, 2012