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Moral Immunity

Often granted to a marginalized group due to the hardships they've endured historically. Moral Immunity is subconsciously given to these groups so they can't targeted by cancel culture.
A straight white male sh**ts someone in self defense and everyone loses their minds. 15 people get sh*t by trans people and no one can say anything due to them having moral immunity
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Moral Cardozionism

The moral philosophy theory that says the standards by which a person's virtue is evaluated changes with the passage of time
The NBC Sitcom "The Good Place" plays with the idea of Moral Cardozionism when comparing the consequences of similar actions five hundred years apart

the moral of the fable 

what one is supposed to learn, as in a fable, from a given incident or experience.
son: dad why was i taken to police station for public drunkenness, even if I didn't a bottle of alcohol on me?

father, lol, the moral of the fable is, that, when you drink, and then walk around in public, even if you don't actually have the bottle on you, you still have the smell of the firewater on your breath, especially if it's something hard, like whiskey. an experienced police officer, when they come close enough to talk to you, can actually smell the stuff on your breath.

Men of low moral fiber 

TALK TO Men of Low Moral Fiber (pirates)

The dukes of moral hazard

The term 'dukes of moral hazard' describes any leaders of organisations who are ultimately sheltered from their risk-taking by being given support from a lender of last resort when everything goes completely wrong.

It may or may not become a TV show satirising contemporary finance where people get into cars through the window as they did in "The Dukes of Hazzard".
Did you see the Dukes of Moral Hazard last night? They bailed into their cars through the windows again!

the moral compass 

n.

The internal set of morals or the conscience that leads people to make good decisions. Often times this is a person in a group who's friends will turn to for advice for he will never lead them astray.
Guy: what should we do with this extra food?
Guy 2: I don't know, let's ask Landon, he's the moral compass! He'll know exactly what to do.

Selective Moral Jerk 

Someone who wouldn't steal a pencil from work but chops up anyone who doesn't fit his idea of a moral person. Meanwhile he breaks as many moral conduct rules as the next guy only in his mind those don't matter. Someone who will judge you harshly for a slight indiscretion and will jump to conclusions from incomplete evidence.
Jo Jo - "Man Joe is a dick. He accused me of cheating on an exam because he heard it from Dave who is a chronic liar. Meanwhile Joe is eyeballing Freddie's wife when he's not around."

Terry - " Yeah. Joe is a selective moral jerk. I hope Freddie punches him in the mouth."