Hector da Molester

One who has major blue balls and thinks repeatedly about molesting anything he can get his hands on (excluding kids you sickos)including goats and himself with desperate attempts at trying the stranger. Other than the sexual starvation, he is a very fun, caring, once in a lifetime 'sappy' nucca who can't see love when it stares him in the face.

I loveeee my bud Hector da Molester even if he eats curry and screws goats.

by truey January 21, 2009

Child Molester

1. Noun: A molester of children
2. Noun: Any 40-year-old virgin fat bald man that never hit puberty

1. Now now, Johnny, today we are learning to avoid that child molester.
2. Now now, Johnny, today we are learning how to headshot a child molester with a glock.

by VbPeppermint December 25, 2007

Mutton Molestor

A fan of Aberdeen football club who enjoys the regional sport of shagging sheep

"That Ooter is such a mutton molestor, that sheep got it bad in the ass"

by Andrew Smith June 19, 2006

chester the molester

A Poser, One who molests, a Weird dude who likes hanging with little kida

Did you see Chester the Molester coach that game last week?

by Tony November 14, 2003

molestering

The act of harrasing domesticated felines with in your very own territory. "Bush"ism.

Hey you, stop molestering Daisy.

by David Rutherford February 5, 2004

Chester the Molester

A perv or pedophile.

Old man: I've been waiting for you, Jenny. Now, you want some ice cream, and can swim for me later? Jenny: Mom! Chester the Molester wants to touch me again! Mom: Get away from her!

by TrueMichaelMJ August 13, 2014

moleste

Of exceedingly great size, extent, or quantity

From b3ta.com due to the swear filter that replaces "hug" with "molest"

That's a moleste picture! Keep it below 250 KB!

by bloobloobloobloo January 9, 2005