Moby Dicking

When you forget to bookmark some great porn and don't remember the title of the video and don't know any of the models' names, you have to go searching for it in an endless sea of porn.

I'm so frustrated! I spent all afternoon moby dicking to no avail.

by goyo May 21, 2016

Moob juice

The juices that are ejaculated from a males moobs

Yo dude, my shirt is covered in moob juice

by Donaldtrumppppp October 20, 2017

moody booty

Someone who gets in a bad mood around their significant other and tends to over react in fits of rage.

My wife is a moody booty.

by Longdonger0128 September 11, 2018

Moody Eye

When someone imitates or impersonates another person (real or made-up person), namely on social media, just to spy on their crush, an estranged relative, past friends and other sorts of people, either to see what they're up to or to lust over them. To put it simply, if you create a fake account to spy on a few people, you're a Moody Eye.

This is based on the Harry Potter character Moody Eye in The Goblet of Fire, who was actually Barty Crouch Jnr impersonating him to spy on Potter and see what he is up to.

- My ex left me and married another. How should I catch up on him on social media when his profile is private? :(
- Just make a fake account and pretend you're a local priest or some politician from his favourite party and add him, hon.
- Oh, that's a good idea. Very Moody Eye, huh? :P

by Aquarii May 27, 2019

Mooey Porn

A luscious meadow, upon which a cow could only dream of chewing cud

They say grass is greener on the otherside but this is straight up mooey porn

by Blow Darter February 24, 2020

mooban

Someone who has never tried white claw yet calls it disgusting.

“Yo did you get me a pack of claws?”

“Nah claws are nasty.”

“But have you ever tried one you Mooban”

by UIKEYINPUTRIGHTARROWUIKeyInput July 11, 2020

MoolyFTW

Gabe Newell's old password

My username is [e-mail] and my password, is MoolyFTW

by FlawCra December 22, 2020