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Monitor Tan

Someone who spends their life infront on their PC Monitor instead of getting out in the sun.

Implying they get a tan from the Monitor

AKA Matthew Jackson
1. Has Matt left his house atall this month?

2. No hes on CSS topping up his monitor tan
by DanwillLOL May 10, 2010
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Sober Monitor

someone who is supposed to be sober at an event and monitor proceedings, but would often rather drink
Ali was supposed to be the sober monitor for the party Thursday, but was the drunkest girl at the party by 10:30pm.
by ginger125 September 19, 2016
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mointy

Often when it is humid and you are feeling hot, sweaty, uncomfortable and moist usually in the pants region.
Geez its humid today, my toilet area is a bit mointy.
by Senor El Bueno December 8, 2016
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Monitor

A monitor outputs data visually!!!
by Fattybuoy January 17, 2019
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Mojito Smash

An ancoholic drink invented by Gustavo D. Esparza. The "Mojito Smash" it is served in many bars and nightclubs on the west coast. It was invented on June 29th, 2003 and it is very refreshing! Ask the bartender to make you one...

INGREDIENTS:
1 1/2 oz Listerine Spearimint Flavored Mouthwash
3 fresh mint sprigs
2 tsp sugar
1 tbsp fresh lime juice
2 1/2 oz fresh mango juice
1 splash club soda

PROCEDURE: Muddle the mint leaves, sugar and lime juice in the bottom of a tall glass. Add Listerine and mango juice. Add a splash of club soda and ice cubes. Serve with a mint leaf garnish

(the mango juice can be substituted with Sprite)
Why do they call it a "Mojito Smash"??

because its minty and it will get you smashed!!!!
by CASUAL 909 February 22, 2010
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Manitoba Elementary School

A bunch of self-absorbed, hypocrites that think they will have long enduring relationships at the beginning of the year but end up hating each other for a dumb reason. A school that is very not recommended. Dropping grades and horrible people, with close-minded teachers and staff. Little to no Trump supporters and yeah..Just trash honestly...but add me on snapchat hxnixdxd....and on insta @hxkvs....yeahh...oof
You ever heard of that ghetto ass school Manitoba Elementary School?
by oofandtidepods February 2, 2018
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Manitou Springs

A mountain-side community built on the base of the infamous Pike's Peak of Colorado Spring, named after Chief Manitou, of the resident Native American tribe. The locals are spawned down from communes of hippies and nature fanatics from decades past. In the summer they generate a wealthy sum of income through thousands of tourists that flock from states and different nations alike. Half a day is all you need to do everything worth doing in Manitou.
Tourist: Hey man, do Manitou Springs hippies always walk up to you and start talkin' about wierd shit?
Native: Uh, yeah, that's all they do, really. They say they camer here many eons ago, on a giant, psychedelic spaceship, on a mission for intergalactic peace! ...And they wanted to harvest some weed.
by Kit-Kat-Katsu-chan March 1, 2011
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