Monk Mode

A group of guys sitting on someone, while others take turns fisting the one being layed on.

Dane "I just got Monk Moded"

by DungeonsAndDraginMyNuts March 7, 2026

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monk fruit daddy

A more wholesome, wellness-conscious version of a sugar daddy. Instead of buying you designer bags and champagne, he’s gifting you collagen supplements, organic groceries, and a gym membership.

He doesn’t just pay my rent, he pays for my therapy, my green juice, and my gym. That's a monk fruit daddy.

by surprise shark May 7, 2025

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Monk Mode

To be constantly sacked from the most menial, mundane jobs in the universe and live life on the dole.

Going "Monk Mode" often involves have a tiny, flaccid penis and trying to fornicate with quails.

A: "Have you heard about Pete? He lost his job AGAIN"

B: "Yep, I saw him going to the Job Centre with a bag full of quails. He's gone Monk Mode"

by SkrrtRussell May 15, 2025

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Punk Monk

The lifestyle of not giving a damn about what anyone says about you. You dress how you want to dress, you act how you want to act. Basically is very similar to the term punk.

I LIVE PUNK MONK .

by Bootylickrr69 March 21, 2021

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An Electric Monk is a labour-saving device, like a dishwasher or a video recorder. Dishwashers wash tedious dishes for you, thus saving you the bother of washing them yourself, video recorders watch tedious television for you, thus saving you the bother of looking at it yourself; Electric Monks believe things for you, thus saving you what is becoming an increasingly onerous task, that of believing all the things the world expect you to believe.

"Excuse me sir, would you like to hear about the blessings of our lord and savio--"
"Tell it to the electric monk."

by Kakapo March 27, 2009

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